You and your wife come home from a relaxing couples massage and your TEENAGE DAUGHTER IS TIED UP

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

sonic 2

hit that debug mode real quick

Oh, you want to cheat?

NO CODES

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

wasnt in the txt message tho and im not using a game genie

.... that bullet gonna shatter once it hit that watter

 

[*L*E*G*A*C*Y*]

Golden Axe
Shinobi
Streets of Rage

 

[Vandelay]

Super mario World...


I suck at video games but to this day probably end this game 20 minutes.


If its multiplayer Unreal Tournament or Goldeneye 64 or a random need for speed video game i cant be beat.

 

[NZA]

unfortunately, tragedy would strike. there are lots of games that you could do this, but i am not good enough to speed run them.

 

[B86]

and if we're counting fighting game story/arcade modes you can give me virtually any of the following: Tekken 2 - 5, Bushido Blade 1 and 2, Ergheiz, Tobal #1, SFA3, SSF4, or whichever Samurai Shodown it was that had Ukyo overpowered as hell on it

Give me Street Fighter Alpha 3 and the goons will drown theirself for even testing me

 

[88m3]

one of the sonic games on genesis

 

[Soundwave]

In a Brooklyn basement?

Why does it seem like you changed your avatar just for this thread so you could say this?

 

[storyteller]

I cue up my computer and put on You Have to Cut the Rope...If that's cheating, PSOne Bushido Blade 2 can be got rapidly. Oh you want me to switch genres bc most fighting games can be speed run in 10 mins or less? Pokemon Snap! ...or House of the Dead 2...or for a little known gem from SNES, Texas Tinstar.

And if none of those suffice, I can get through Gunstar Heroes pretty damned quickly too.

Pick your poison kidnappers...

 

[iamstr8fire]

Dangling above your pool like this

The goons are back

You get a text message as you walk through the door


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What game could you run upstairs and SPEEDRUN better than any other game ever to safe your daughters' life?

SUP FAM??

 

[Easy-E]

Mass Effect 2

Skip the gather troops missions

Spoiler

Go straight to the Collector base

You can technically beat it if u die, though

 

[SupaVillain]

street fighter 2 with guile brehs

 

[Hiphoplives4eva]

The only came I could possibly do it in under 10mins without dieing.
Of course with the help of some 'Warps'

My choice exactly i know the game i WOULDN'T chose, and that would be