You and your wife come home from a relaxing couples massage and your TEENAGE DAUGHTER IS TIED UP

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Dangling above your pool like this

The goons are back

You get a text message as you walk through the door

SUP FAM


YOUR LITTLE DAUGHTER IS ABOUT TO DROWN


You really gotta stop leaving the house


Heres the deal...see that red dot on her head?

You touch the rope she dies
You cut off the water she dies
The water is REAL CLOSE to drowning her

UPSTAIRS in the spare room, is every gaming console ever....
If you can BEAT ANY VIDEO GAME IN EXISTANCE before she drowns...we'll stop the water.

Could be just...5-10 minutes though



GOOD LUCK

What game could you run upstairs and SPEEDRUN better than any other game ever to safe your daughters' life?

 

[MidniteJay]

The Bouncer.

 

[Ralph Wiggum]

world of warcraft

 

[ugksam]

OG killer instinct on easy mode

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

The Bouncer.

shyt almost singlehandedly killed the genre

 

[charmander]

the Lute playthrough of saga frontier

as soon as you start it and name your character you can basically go straight to the final fight and beat the game

 

[Spliff]

Super Smash Bros 1

Very Easy

Donkey Kong

 

[ChrisDorner]

Any tekken arcade mode

 

[charmander]

and if we're counting fighting game story/arcade modes you can give me virtually any of the following: Tekken 2 - 5, Bushido Blade 1 and 2, Ergheiz, Tobal #1, SFA3, SSF4, or whichever Samurai Shodown it was that had Ukyo overpowered as hell on it

 

[MidniteJay]

Any tekken arcade mode

That should have been my choice.

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

I just got into the Arcadium and thought "damnit I am in JBO" aren't i

 

[JMurder]

I just got into the Arcadium and thought "damnit I am in JBO" aren't i

 

[Spliff]

I just got into the Arcadium and thought "damnit I am in JBO" aren't i

Title does read like an old @H@LLOW thread

 

[Scottie Drippin]

Mortal Kombat.

Those crouching uppercuts gonna set my baby free

 

[DF is BUSY]

lmao lmao.

yoshi island on the nes, glitch run beat game in about 5 minutes or less