Yoooo, I'm in New York right now, very unimpressed

[Ciggavelli]

You can literally do anything in NYC. The problem is you. Just think of what you want to do, Google it, and it’s in nyc.

 

[#BOTHSIDES]

London, New York, Paris are the same bullshyt, huge reputations but disappointing for a tourist

Hold this neg

 

[UWasntThere]

You gotta be lame af to NOT have a good time in nyc.


I went dolo to nyc a month ago and ended up chillin w Bobby Smurda

 

[The Plug]

Were you up in all the stores?

 

[Black Mamba]

Go party in. Long island bro

 

[Jean Jacket]

Wear timbs and spit on the sidewalk.

I heard that summons Dominican bytches with tattoos or somethin.

 

[Gizmo_Duck]

Go Walk on the Highline, get a soft serve ice cream and call it a day

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

I wonder what % of coli posters are from nyc

 

[Jaguar93]

Op this you?

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

MAN WHERE DO I START? I JUST GOT HERE THIS MORNING. I HAD HIGH HOPES FOR THE FIRST VISIT. I GET IN THE CITY AND IT LOOKS LIKE DETROIT. ONLY DIFFERENCE IS NY TRICKED PEOPLE INTO LIVING IN THESE fukkED UP BUILDINGS. EVEN GOT THEM PAYING 1800 FOR A CLOSET IN MANHATTAN.

NEXT, THE HIGHWAYS. WHOEVER DESIGNED THIS shyt CAN EAT A 5LB BAG OF PICKLED BABY dikkS. BO TRUCKS ON PARKWAYS BUT GOOGLE MAPS WANTS TO SEND YOU EVERYWHERE ON PARKWAYS. EVERYTIME MY EXIT COMES UP ITS A fukkING PARKWAY WITH AT THE BOTTOM.

AND WHAT THE fukk IS WITH THE RATS? I SEEN 3 RATS ON 278 ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD IN BROAD DAYLIGHT DIRECTING TRAFFIC. THE CITY COULD AT LEAST GIVE THEM A SAFETY VEST OR SOMETHING. YOU KNOW WHAT? NAH...fukk THAT. TRUMP NEED TO DEPORT THESE fukkING RATS.

I WANTED TO TRY SOME GOOD MY FOOD BUT NAH. I GOT THE fukk UP OUTTA THAT fukk ASS CITY. YOU KNOW IT'S BAD WHEN YOU GET TO JERSEY LIKE.

I AIN'T EVEN SEE NO ASS OUT HERE. I SAW 2 THICK BROADS AND THEY WERE LONG NOSE GREEK BISHES. NOTHING BUT BOX BODY MEXICANS AND IHOP ASS WHITE GIRLS.

I'M ABOUT TO ASK MY GIRL FOR SOME MID DAY DIRTY PICS AND FURIOUSLY BEAT MY JOHNSON.

THE ONLY THE NY EXCELS AT IS HIGHWAY SUICIDES. IF YOU MISS YOUR TURN ON I95 DURING RUSH HOUR YOU JUST MOVE TO WHATEVER NEIGHBORHOOD YOU END UP IN. I WOULD RATHER BLOW MY BRAINS OUT BEFORE LOOPING AROUND TO GO BACK. THAT'S ASSUMING I CAN LOOP AROUND BECAUSE THE NEXT EXIT IS A fukkING PARKWAY.

TOOK ME 1.5 HRS TO GET FROM JAMAICA QUEENS TO JERSEY. I'M PRAYING THAT MY NEXT RUN IS IN JERSEY. IF I HAVE TO GO BACK INTO THE CITY I'M JUST GOING TO RIDE A BIKE INTO THE CITY AND CARRY THE PALLETS OUT ON MY BACK. IT'S GOTTA BE FASTER.

OH MY GOD. I HAD TO BACK INTO NYC AND GRAB A LOAD FROM JFK. TOOK ME 2 HRS TO GET FROM JERSEY TO THE AIRPORT. THE LOAD ME UP LATE AND NOW IT'S RUSH HOUR.

THE GOOD NEWS IS I'M LEARNED HOW TO DRIVE LIKE A NEW YORKER. I FOLDED BOTH MY SIDE MIRRORS IN AND STOPPED USING MY BLINKERS. THEN I BLOW THE HORN AND YELL fukk YOU AFTER SWITCHING LANES AT THE LAST POSSIBLE MOMENT BE MY LANE RUNS OUT.

4.5HR RIDE TURNED INTO 8HRS. I'M IN VIRGINIA FOR THE NIGHT. THANK GOD.

 

[Jaguar93]

 

[LeaveMyHairLineAlone]

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Go to the Rucker

It's the "Rutgers"

 

[Hater Eraser]

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/im-in-nyc-fresh-from-the-west-best-coast.727536/

Who trying to get dealt this California fade .. I know

NY nikkas (nikkis416) don’t like that bay game I

be spitting .. pull up


I’m on my way to Harlem so keep your zesty

replies to ya’self

 

[maxamusa]

Go to Nathans and tell em joey chestnuts sent ya. Bet you do the footlong challenge with no hands easy.