Yo this CAC RIAN JOHNSON really had LUKE fukkING SKYWALKER milking an ALIEN TITTY in his first action in 30 years! :dead:

[Devilinurear]

Jj is a trekkie.

Who fake became a star wars fan when he got the call.
Just like all the wack critics who have Rian Johnson a high review originally. Before i slagged the review and destroyed the entire pay to play critic realm on the net.

Ster trek fans need to realize.
star trek is only good as a TV show.



Art Barr

He made that statement right after he made the first movie in 2009

 

[The_Sheff]

Nobody involved in the sequel trilogy had any idea what they were doing, at all. Could have made movies about absolutely anything and all they could come up with was a retelling of episode 4, randomly killing off all the fan favorites, and complete asspulls in that last movie.

I don’t see how any of them are still employed, especially Kathleen Kennedy.

 

[Deltron]

Nobody involved in the sequel trilogy had any idea what they were doing, at all. Could have made movies about absolutely anything and all they could come up with was a retelling of episode 4, randomly killing off all the fan favorites, and complete asspulls in that last movie.

I don’t see how any of them are still employed, especially Kathleen Kennedy.

KK is the one...like how and why the fukk she ain't go in with a plan?

the MCU was already in full swing so she had something to bite

she had the books, expanded unicerse shyt to use too

and Lucas gave them outlines of sequel ideas before selling, and they said they'd take his suggestions into consideration while buying but boushed his shyt quick.

 

[Days of Future Piff]

All those things are legendary because they are old.
The phantom menace came out more then 20 Years ago. Yall hated that 2


Trust me in 10 years people will dress up as poe and pogs and whatever

In 10 years I highly doubt that anyone will be rocking Star Wars anything… the sequels are a dead end. Notice how everything they’re doing is focused on the OG trilogy era and the prequels, aka George Lucas’ world.
In all likelihood kids in the future are going to be cosplaying as Jujutsu Kaisen and Attack on Titan characters, not Star Wars. Kids are going to be repping One Piece and My Hero Academia instead, because unlike the Last Jedi, those joints were made for an actual audience.
The Last Jedi wasn’t made for fans, it was only made for Twitter hipsters who don’t turn up to see or support anything. Same way none of them turned up to see or support Phase 4 Marvel anything. (I’ll give Spider-man props and that’s where it stops.)

For all the faults of the prequels (Episodes 1 and 2 have a lot of problems), they still had a halfway original setting with halfway original characters people still remember. Darth Maul, General Grievous, the Clone Troopers… even Jar Jar is more memorable than ANYTHING that came out of the Last Jedi.

 

[Devilinurear]

In 10 years I highly doubt that anyone will be rocking Star Wars anything… the sequels are a dead end. Notice how everything they’re doing is focused on the OG trilogy era and the prequels, aka George Lucas’ world.
In all likelihood kids in the future are going to be cosplaying as Jujutsu Kaisen and Attack on Titan characters, not Star Wars. Kids are going to be repping One Piece and My Hero Academia instead, because unlike the Last Jedi, those joints were made for an actual audience.
The Last Jedi wasn’t made for fans, it was only made for Twitter hipsters who don’t turn up to see or support anything. Same way none of them turned up to see or support Phase 4 Marvel anything. (I’ll give Spider-man props and that’s where it stops.)

For all the faults of the prequels (Episodes 1 and 2 have a lot of problems), they still had a halfway original setting with halfway original characters people still remember. Darth Maul, General Grievous, the Clone Troopers… even Jar Jar is more memorable than ANYTHING that came out of the Last Jedi.

Well see

 

[Soymuscle Mike]

Probably the only thing I’m glad Rian retconned

JJ retconned his retcon by making Rey a Palpatine.

 

[feelosofer]

Generally speaking I really hate what newer movies did to Luke Skywalker they basically made him an intergalactic bum.

 

[Art Barr]

No one is caping for JJ you remedial troglodyte. You Are so dumb that if you procreated the first word out of your filthy spawns mouth would have to be studied by scientists to the point where all of Earth’s resources are spent on studying its completely baffling genetics. “How does it breathe?” “We don’t know.” So much time will be spent studying your family tree that the rest of the species goes extinct as a result. Do us all a favor and get the snip or wear a rubber because we can’t afford more of you.

Spare me your bullshyt sheltered imaginary diatribe trekkie.

You ain't did shyt generational.
before you were thirteen. Like moi.

Let alone so generational.
Before you were drinking age.


You goof ass gets to come online.

just in my professional life.
plus be an actualized classic debut solo song making protege to a legend.
that is the other gateway for why you are exactly here.

Jj Abraham's is a fukk'n hack.

fukk him and star trek.

Star wars and star trek.
nikka we ain't friends.

Take jj Abraham's back to the enterprise and rent a car.

fukk jj Abraham
fukk star trek


you delussioanl sheltered motherfukkers trying to be me online. Know.

That bullshyt does not work in the person.
who gave you sumfin to do.
ereyday.
where you not good at it.
at all in any capacity.



Art Barr

 

[Art Barr]

Generally speaking I really hate what newer movies did to Luke Skywalker they basically made him an intergalactic bum.

This.

This is why all these people in corporate are stoopid.
As they never realized what the gateway draw is and how to make money off that model.
Or when asked to work.

on said property have no idea.
how to use said blockbuster gateway model.

Or any component of the property.

Or any other idea.
that may have been created.
from thinking outside the box.
that makes sense as an alternative.



Art Barr

 

[Space Cowboy]

Spare me your bullshyt sheltered imaginary diatribe trekkie.

You ain't did shyt generational.
before you were thirteen. Like moi.

Let alone so generational.
Before you were drinking age.


You goof ass gets to come online.

just iny professional life.
plus be an actualized classic debut solo song making protege to a legend.
that is the other gateway for why you are exactly here.

Jj Abraham's is a fukk'n hack.

fukk him and star trek.

Star wars and star trek.
nikka we ain't friends.

Take jj Abraham's back to the enterprise and rent a car.

fukk jj Abraham
fukk star trek


you delussioanl sheltered motherfukkers trying to be me online. Know.

That bullshyt does not work in the person.
who gave you sumfin to do.
ereyday.
where you not good at it.
at all in any capacity.



Art Barr

 

[feelosofer]

This.

This is why all these people in corporate are stoopid.
As they never realized what the gateway draw is and how to make money off that model.
Or when asked to work.

on said property have no idea.
how to use said blockbuster gateway model.

Or any component of the property.

Or any other idea.
that may have been created.
from thinking outside the box.
that makes sense as an alternative.



Art Barr

It's like meeting a dimepiece and turning her into a crackhead like Halle in Jungle Fever. Like the formula was there.

 

[Devilinurear]

It's like meeting a dimepiece and turning her into a crackhead like Halle in Jungle Fever. Like the formula was there.

The fans complained when Lucas was making it

 

[Jazzy B.]

It’s crazy how little respect they had for the original crew in hindsight. Luke, Han, and Leia never share ONE scene together in the whole trilogy.

The same Luke Skywalker who laid his life down to redeem DARTH VADER of all people tried to kill a kid in his sleep over bad dreams and visions of the dark side.

Anakin Skywalker’s redemption and self sacrifice means nothing since Palpatine just came back to life anyway.

All of the rebellion’s hard fought accomplishments and sacrifice over the last trilogy was completely undone between trilogies so those victories could be given to Kathleen Kennedy’s self insert who never went through the blood sweat and tears to earn it. What happened to the hero’s journey? There was ZERO planning behind this trilogy.

It really speaks to Disney’s inability to properly handle any property that isn’t a happily-ever-after fairy tale. Star Wars is a legacy based property based around thousands of years worth of mythology and morality based storytelling traditions that universally resonates across all cultures. You can’t write Star Wars the same way you would approach a happily-ever-after fairy tale.

I’m blown away with Disney’s profound moral disconnect from these characters and what this story represents. This is what happens when you have too many corporate suits and twitter hipsters running the entertainment business. These people are so morally deficient that they can’t even put themselves in a headspace to write virtuous characters.

They think they are too enlightened to tell a good versus evil story, which lets you know exactly which side of the conflict they are on.

The only concession I’ll make is that none of the actors and actresses deserved to get bullied in real life because of these movies. Kelly Marie Tran, Daisy Ridley, and Boyega were never the problem. It’s the Mouse.

What respect did Star Wars fans show to George Lucas?

It's only because the recent movies were so BAD the fans want to NOW show him love along with appreciating his world building


Let's not LIE and make up an ALTERED HISTORY.


Y'all DIDN'T want him directing the new movies because of the prequels.


Y'all DISRESPECTED him by saying "the best Star Wars movie wasn't made by him" (Empire Strikes Back)


Y'all said the prequels were TRASH and that he "ruined Star Wars" even though ROTS is EASILY the best movie.


But now y'all want to cry about what Disney are doing. Y'all GOT what you DESERVED.

 

[Days of Future Piff]

What respect did Star Wars fans show to George Lucas?

It's only because the recent movies were so BAD the fans want to NOW show him love along with appreciating his world building


Let's not LIE and make up an ALTERED HISTORY.


Y'all DIDN'T want him directing the new movies because of the prequels.


Y'all DISRESPECTED him by saying "the best Star Wars movie wasn't made by him" (Empire Strikes Back)


Y'all said the prequels were TRASH and that he "ruined Star Wars" even though ROTS is EASILY the best movie.


But now y'all want to cry about what Disney are doing. Y'all GOT what you DESERVED.

Revenge of the Sith is good, but it is not and will never be better than the OG trilogy. ROTS has a legit compelling story, but it's held back by the excessive CG and overly clunky dialogue (even by Star Wars standards).

...but you're right that a lot of Star Wars fans (myself included) were too hard on George Lucas. The overall concept was there, he just needed some extra pairs of eyes to clean up the dialogue and veto the ideas that weren't working. I used to be one of those OT purists who hated on the prequels, and I'm willing to hold my L for that. I didn't deserve George Lucas, and this is what I get.

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Nah jj abrahs is an issue too.

Dude is a fukk'n trekkie
You never let no fukking trekkie near star wars Ever.

Star wars and trekkies. We not friends.



Art Barr

This is true, I hate yall Star Wars nxggas and I'm glad they destroyed your mythology and your heroes