Yo this CAC RIAN JOHNSON really had LUKE fukkING SKYWALKER milking an ALIEN TITTY in his first action in 30 years! :dead:

[Devilinurear]

It’s crazy how little respect they had for the original crew in hindsight. Luke, Han, and Leia never share ONE scene together in the whole trilogy.

The same Luke Skywalker who laid his life down to redeem DARTH VADER of all people tried to kill a kid in his sleep over bad dreams and visions of the dark side.

Anakin Skywalker’s redemption and self sacrifice means nothing since Palpatine just came back to life anyway.

All of the rebellion’s hard fought accomplishments and sacrifice over the last trilogy was completely undone between trilogies so those victories could be given to Kathleen Kennedy’s self insert who never went through the blood sweat and tears to earn it. What happened to the hero’s journey? There was ZERO planning behind this trilogy.

It really speaks to Disney’s inability to properly handle any property that isn’t a happily-ever-after fairy tale. Star Wars is a legacy based property based around thousands of years worth of mythology and morality based storytelling traditions that universally resonates across all cultures. You can’t write Star Wars the same way you would approach a happily-ever-after fairy tale.

I’m blown away with Disney’s profound moral disconnect from these characters and what this story represents. This is what happens when you have too many corporate suits and twitter hipsters running the entertainment business. These people are so morally deficient that they can’t even put themselves in a headspace to write virtuous characters.

They think they are too enlightened to tell a good versus evil story, which lets you know exactly which side of the conflict they are on.

The only concession I’ll make is that none of the actors and actresses deserved to get bullied in real life because of these movies. Kelly Marie Tran, Daisy Ridley, and Boyega were never the problem. It’s the Mouse.

You typed a whole lot of nothing
Teddy bears took down the empire so George could sell toys.

 

[Devilinurear]

this is why I can't even get mad at JJ abrams for episode 9. he was painted into a corner by rian johnson. there was nothing he could do to salvage the trilogy. I mean, once rae nonchalantly defeated the main villain midway thru episode 8, u can see why jj was out here scrambling to find a new villain.

Trilogy was trash since jump because or jj. That morherfukker just remade a new hope and stars wars fans just ate it up. At least rain was trying something different

 

[Devilinurear]

Nah jj abrahs is an issue too.

Dude is a fukk'n trekkie
You never let no fukking trekkie near star wars Ever.

Star wars and trekkies. We not friends.



Art Barr

He is no damn Trekkie


From his own mouth

 

[Mister Terrific]

You typed a whole lot of nothing
Teddy bears took down the empire so George could sell toys.

Yeah but you know what an Ewok is. You know what a Sarlacc pit is. Jabba the Hutt. Rancor. Boba Fett. Speeder bikes. Even fukking Jar Jar Binks are LEGENDARY characters and creatures that have transcended film and have entered universal fantasy lexicon.

Do you remember what the bunny rabbit things in Last Jedi were called? What about Benecio Del Toro’s character? What was his name? The Titty monsters Luke was sucking on? Name?


People TO THIS DAY dress up as those ugly pig guards in Return.

Nobody remembers shyt from the last Jedi. Return was flawed as fukk but people will remember Luke facing down the emperor in the throne room. “Tell your sister, you were right”


What do people remember about RIAN “IM DIFFERENT GUYS, YOU WANT TO SEE MY UGLY ASIAN GIRLFRIEND TITTY MILK DRINKING FETISH?”

 

[Devilinurear]

Yeah but you know what an Ewok is. You know what a Sarlacc pit is. Jabba the Hutt. Rancor. Boba Fett. Speeder bikes. Even fukking Jar Jar Binks are LEGENDARY characters and creatures that have transcended film and have entered universal fantasy lexicon.

Do you remember what the bunny rabbit things in Last Jedi were called? What about Benecio Del Toro’s character? What was his name? The Titty monsters Luke was sucking on? Name?


People TO THIS DAY dress up as those ugly pig guards in Return.

Nobody remembers shyt from the last Jedi. Return was flawed as fukk but people will remember Luke facing down the emperor in the throne room. “Tell your sister, you were right”


What do people remember about RIAN “IM DIFFERENT GUYS, YOU WANT TO SEE MY UGLY ASIAN GIRLFRIEND TITTY MILK DRINKING FETISH?”

All those things are legendary because they are old.
The phantom menace came out more then 20 Years ago. Yall hated that 2


Trust me in 10 years people will dress up as poe and pogs and whatever

 

[Mister Terrific]

All those things are legendary because they are old.
The phantom menace came out more then 20 Years ago. Yall hated that 2


Trust me in 10 years people will dress up as poe and pogs and whatever

Phantom Menace is still trash but while George Lucas is a terrible at dialogue and pacing he creates memorable characters and worlds that better writers take and expand on. That’s why we had the EU and multiple clone wars series. These are worlds people want to revisit and explore.

Nobody wants to revisit RIAN’s world. Disney has been going backwards or slightly in the future since that travesty of a series. Mandolorian, Bad Batch, Rebels, Rogue Squadron, Ahsoka, Survivor, The Acolyte, Andor, all set during the empire or just after Return.

If

was so popular where is she? Where’s the Pawgs? The goofy Asian girl? We ain’t getting no Kyle adventures? Maybe a look at Luke’s Jedi temple?

Nope. People are traumatized by that shyt. It’s the Covid of Star Wars movies.

 

[Devilinurear]

Phantom Menace is still trash but while George Lucas is a terrible at dialogue and pacing he creates memorable characters and worlds that better writers take and expand on. That’s why we had the EU and multiple clone wars series. These are worlds people want to revisit and explore.

Nobody wants to revisit RIAN’s world. Disney has been going backwards or slightly in the future since that travesty of a series. Mandolorian, Bad Batch, Rebels, Rogue Squadron, Ahsoka, Survivor, The Acolyte, Andor, all set during the empire or just after Return.

If

was so popular where is she? Where’s the Pawgs? The goofy Asian girl? We ain’t getting no Kyle adventures? Maybe a look at Luke’s Jedi temple?

Nope. People are traumatized by that shyt. It’s the Covid of Star Wars movies.

At least he got rid of medicorlines?

 

[Mister Terrific]

At least he got rid of medicorlines?

Probably the only thing I’m glad Rian retconned

 

[Space Cowboy]

Nah jj abrahs is an issue too.

Dude is a fukk'n trekkie
You never let no fukking trekkie near star wars Ever.

Star wars and trekkies. We not friends.



Art Barr

Call Jj a Trekkie one more time and I’ll find your house and punch the shyt out of you till you throw up your own excrement out of your foul, lying filthy no good intestines. JJ defiled Star Trek with banal bullshyt for a generation and you dare call him a Trekkie. He’s a Star Wars geek that ruined Trek. I wish I could neg you ten times because such a disrespectful and flat out ignorant post deserves to make you lose a goddamn tooth.

 

[Art Barr]

Call Jj a Trekkie one more time and I’ll find your house and punch the shyt out of you till you throw up your own excrement. JJ defiled Star Trek with banal bullshyt for a generation and you dare call him a Trekkie. He’s a Star Wars geek that ruined Trek. I wish I could neg you ten times because such a disrespectful post deserves to make you lose a goddamn tooth

Jj is a trekkie.

Who fake became a star wars fan when he got the call.
Just like all the wack critics who have Rian Johnson a high review originally. Before i slagged the review and destroyed the entire pay to play critic realm on the net.

Ster trek fans need to realize.
star trek is only good as a TV show.



Art Barr

 

[Space Cowboy]

Jj is a trekkie.

Who fake became a star wars fan when he got the call.
Just like all the wack critics who have Rian Johnson a high review originally. Before i slagged the review and destroyed the entire pay to play critic realm on the net.

Ster trek fans need to realize.
star trek is only good as a TV show.



Art Barr

You’re a got damn idiot dumb ass mother fukker and should keep Star Trek out of your ignorant ass mouth. You make Forrest Gump look like Einstein.

if JJ is a Trekkie why do Trekkies HATE JJ you dumbass from Planet Idiot?

 

[Art Barr]

You’re a got damn idiot dumb ass mother fukker and should keep Star Trek out of your ignorant ass mouth. You make Forrest Gump look like Einstein.

Again.

fukk jj Abraham's.


nikkaz cape'n for a white no talent.
You can not be talented l.

If you fukked up star wars and star trek.

How you nikkaz hitch yo wagons. to these weak ass hacks is hilarious.


Art Barr

 

[Space Cowboy]

Again.

fukk jj Abraham's.


nikkaz cape'n for a white no talent.
You can not be talented l.

If you fukked up star wars and star trek.

How you nikkaz hitch yo wagons. to these weak ass hacks is hilarious.


Art Barr

No one is caping for JJ you remedial troglodyte. You Are so dumb that if you procreated the first word out of your filthy spawns mouth would have to be studied by scientists to the point where all of Earth’s resources are spent on studying its completely baffling genetics. “How does it breathe?” “We don’t know.” So much time will be spent studying your family tree that the rest of the species goes extinct as a result. Do us all a favor and get the snip or wear a rubber because we can’t afford more of you.

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

Garbage ass fan fiction movie

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

Episode 7 was mid too.. had some good scenes and was good in 3d.. that’s it

Han