Ya'll Up on Rick and Morty??

[TNC]

“I used to think I was a regular white woman. Then I discovered I could control my own destiny”


Rick: “ALL white woman think that”

 

[Wargames]

I say this every episode, but Jerry has been killing it. Morty and Summer pranking Jerry had me dying and Rick at the end killed it.

Haven’t laughed that hard since.

What’s this gif from?

 

[Batsute]

What’s this gif from?

From the first season when Jerry’s parents visit for christmas

Spoiler

Jerry finds out his dad is a cuck and likes to watch his wife get railed by their black caregiver

 

[Wargames]

From the first season when Jerry’s parents visit for christmas

Spoiler

Jerry finds out his dad is a cuck and likes to watch his wife get railed by their black caregiver

Oh fukk I forgot that… damn Jerry got it rough

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

We are overdue for a president sighting

 

[Roid Jones]

 

[old pig]

damn I forgot how serene that taxi intro is even tho I wasn’t into the show like that growing up

 

[rabbid]

Today I learned a scientist name Margaret Howe gave Dolphins handjobs to try and teach them to speak English.



This was another classic

I had to do some research because this shyt is crazy

she slept in the pool with this dolphin and lived with it for 24hours, jacking him off whenever he had an urge. Brehs' wives dont even have that level of intimacy. And then he gets moved to a shack in Miami with no pawgs or dolphin bytches and ends up taking his last breath. This is a whole other level of fukkery from white women man..

we gotta start teaching male empowerment at Seaworld now?

 

[Wargames]

I had to do some research because this shyt is crazy

she slept in the pool with this dolphin and lived with it for 24hours, jacking him off whenever he had an urge. Brehs' wives dont even have that level of intimacy. And then he gets moved to a shack in Miami with no pawgs or dolphin bytches and ends up taking his last breath. This is a whole other level of fukkery from white women man..

we gotta start teaching male empowerment at Seaworld now?

I heard their love affair was the inspiration for the title of Free Willy

That Dolphin really Bourdained himself when it was all over, The fact they just threw that story out there as a reference for the episode is just

 

[ORDER_66]

That was a dope fukking episode...

 

[ORDER_66]

The security guard when he pulled off the liu kang bicycle kick!!! HAD ME DYING!!!

 

[Dillah810]

I know don't why Jerry's crying in this scene is the funniest shyt to me.

 

[TheNatureBoy]

Weird, I have YouTube TV and the new episode didn't record for me. Guide is showing another airing coming up in a couple days though.

 

[Blankthawtz]

By far the FUNNIEST ep this season so far.... My God I laughed the entire 30mins.....

Jerry: "what if my mom is calling me to tell me I'm adopted?"

Morty: then you should definitely hit that!





When Jerry was about to float into his moms p*ssy...

 

[storyteller]

Weird, I have YouTube TV and the new episode didn't record for me. Guide is showing another airing coming up in a couple days though.

I have Verizon and it didn’t dvr for me either. They had the episode mislabeled in the guide for us.