Y'all Ever Got Hit With That [spoiler] ether from your crush as a young breh? :wow:

[IAmGettingAMailOrderBride]

Just because you put pictures and vids OP doesn't mean I'm gonna read it

- blackierobinson

 

[IAmGettingAMailOrderBride]

Just because you put pictures and vids OP doesn't mean I'm gonna read it

- blackierobinson

 

[onelastdeath]

@ModernFonzie

Was the ass still phat when she got older? I remember when I was younger asses I thought were phat, werent phat to me when I got older. And what you mean the p*ssy was iight?

it was decent. i could tell that the kid took some of her ass though.

 

[General Mills]

Lets get this thread back on track. . I told this story on but it got lost.

Story of this girl I dated briefly when I was in college. . . Also a story of how simping does not pay.



I was at Pitt. First year college student. . I was still working my job from high school. Ponderosa Steak House. Same place where I worked with my homie Will

Obviously before he got on crack. I was still living at my parents house and would drive my first whip to and from school and work. It was a blue 1986 Buick Somerset.

That car was my life. We would call her the Beat Box cause the radio was housed in this center console. . And it had a short in it. . So sometimes I would have to beat on the top of it to get the radio to kick on.

I loved that car tho. . Never broke down on me or gave me any issues. . Only reason I eventually traded her in was cause I got t-boned at a intersection and the driver pulled over. . I got out so we could exchange info and the chick who was driving waited until I got out and dipped. I was




So I am going to college and I am kind of keeping my head down. .Just going to class and going home. Did not really know anybody there and was not playing sports or in any clubs or anything. . .I am just leaving a class when this dark skinned dime just starts walking next to me She actually starts spitting at me off rip. . I was

 

[General Mills]

She is from another part of PA near Philly. . She is staying on campus etc. . . She told me she had been trying to get my attention for weeks but I was just straight up ignoring the signals so she said fukk it and approached me. .

That was most likely true cause I can never tell when a chick is feeling me. . If she does not just come out and say it then I am oblivious. We get to chatting. . Exchange info. . . And I am in. Once I started talking to her I got sprung brehs. . She was pretty as fukk. . Big ass titties. . She had a kid back at home. . Her daughter was 1. Her moms was watching her while she was doing school. . Other than that she was straight and I was on my super simp shyt back then. . . I ended up murking myself.


Like I said I was working my part time job at Ponderosa waiting tables. .Not bringing home a bunch of money. . Mainly enough to buy new Nikes and keep my whip full of gas. . I decided to take her out. . My new girl. . . I picked her up and took her to Red Lobster. Told her order what you want ma. She ordered a GANG of food! So much she had to get a doggy bag. We then go to the mall and the day before she was complimenting me on these new Nike Cross Trainers I had picked up. . I took her to Lady Foot Locker and got her the girls version.


She was Then we went and saw a movie. . Of course she got popcorn and candy. . etc. . After the movie I drove her back to the Campus and dropped her off. . She gave me a long kiss. . This is the problem with a simp mind. . I thought I was winning!! I was HAPPY with just a kiss after all of that. . I remember driving home happy and giddy as fukk.

That euphoria would last until I saw her the next day at school.

 

[General Mills]

I am walking down a hall when this one guy who I knew from High school popped up.

Kid - Aiyo General! Whats good kid?

Me - Chilling breh. Whats good with you?

Kid - Aiyo tho. . .Aiyo. . .Are you still seeing ol girl with the big titties??

Me - Yup! Took her out last night too. She is feeling a nikka.

Kid - Word???? Aiyo tho. . Why is she hugged up on another nikka in the cafeteria?

Me -




I walk into the cafeteria and sure enough. . . . She is sitting sideways on the lap of this tall lanky nikka hugged up on him. . .I can see the Cross Trainers I bought her the day before on her feet. . And ol boy is eating . . .. I peep closer and I see.

He is tearing up some shrimp and using a cheddar biscuit to sop up some butter. . . . . .I am I could already feel the ether flames starting to flare up.

Me - YOOOOOOOO. . . .Whats going on??

bytch - Heyyyy youuuuu! Oh . . by the way. . We are broken up. Then she

Ol Boy - ( looks up from his meal ) Then continues to fukk up his biscuit.


There were some people around who heard this and they all

 

[onelastdeath]

Lets get this thread back on track. . I told this story on but it got lost.

Story of this girl I dated briefly when I was in college. . . Also a story of how simping does not pay.



I was at Pitt. First year college student. . I was still working my job from high school. Ponderosa Steak House. Same place where I worked with my homie Will

Obviously before he got on crack. I was still living at my parents house and would drive my first whip to and from school and work. It was a blue 1986 Buick Somerset.

That car was my life. We would call her the Beat Box cause the radio was housed in this center console. . And it had a short in it. . So sometimes I would have to beat on the top of it to get the radio to kick on.

I loved that car tho. . Never broke down on me or gave me any issues. . Only reason I eventually traded her in was cause I got t-boned at a intersection and the driver pulled over. . I got out so we could exchange info and the chick who was driving waited until I got out and dipped. I was




So I am going to college and I am kind of keeping my head down. .Just going to class and going home. Did not really know anybody there and was not playing sports or in any clubs or anything. . .I am just leaving a class when this dark skinned dime just starts walking next to me She actually starts spitting at me off rip. . I was

I am walking down a hall when this one guy who I knew from High school popped up.

Kid - Aiyo General! Whats good kid?

Me - Chilling breh. Whats good with you?

Kid - Aiyo tho. . .Aiyo. . .Are you still seeing ol girl with the big titties??

Me - Yup! Took her out last night too. She is feeling a nikka.

Kid - Word???? Aiyo tho. . Why is she hugged up on another nikka in the cafeteria?

Me -




I walk into the cafeteria and sure enough. . . . She is sitting sideways on the lap of this tall lanky nikka hugged up on him. . .I can see the Cross Trainers I bought her the day before on her feet. . And ol boy is eating . . .. I peep closer and I see.

He is tearing up some shrimp and using a cheddar biscuit to sop up some butter. . . . . .I am I could already feel the ether flames starting to flare up.

Me - YOOOOOOOO. . . .Whats going on??

bytch - Heyyyy youuuuu! Oh . . by the way. . We are broken up. Then she

Ol Boy - ( looks up from his meal ) Then continues to fukk up his biscuit.


There were some people around who heard this and they all

Jesus that grimey bytch gave the nikkas the cheddar biscuits I'm sorry

 

[General Mills]

I was devastated. . . She burned my soul to a crisp.

She literally laughed at your boy. . . I just kept my dignity and walked away before I had to fight. .That shyt literally burned my soul for a long time. . A year later I joined the Navy. . The day before I left I get a call. . .It was her. .


bytch - Um. . . Hey General. .

Me - what do you want.

bytch - I just wanted to apologize for what I did last year. . I am so sorry. . .He was my ex boyfriend and he lived on campus too and he kept trying to get back with me . . . . I made a stupid decision. . You were the only guy that was nice to me. . He was a a$$hole. .Do you want to get some lunch tomorrow?

Me - I am shipping out to go to the Navy tomorrow. . CLICK...

Hung up on her ass smooth as shyt. Just talking to her got my blood boiling. .

Now most of you know my shenanigans in the Navy and all. I was gone for four years. . What I did not know until year later was that she never gave up. She kept calling my parents house and eventually got on good terms with my moms. She was making terrible decisions. . Her moms had cancer and died. She dropped out of college. . My mom became her mom kinda. . Then she talked to my dad too. . But she had never met them. . One day she is at Giant Eagle ( grocery store ) She hears a voice. . . My dad was talking to the cashier. . . . She walks up on my dad and is like. . Are you Generals Dad??


My dad of course invites her over for dinner. .So this chick knows my parents. . While I was gone in the Navy she talked to and saw my parents more than me. Funny thing is my mom NEVER told me. .My mom explained to me later. . She said she liked her. . But she was not right for her oldest son.

 

[General Mills]

Jesus that grimey bytch gave the nikkas the cheddar biscuits I'm sorry

That lil date hurt your boys pockets. . I was just a broke college student. . Red Lobster was Ruth Chris status for me. . And dont even get me started on the shoes. . Another 90 or so buck . Then movie and popcorn and Hot Tamales.



L's all the way around breh.

 

[onelastdeath]

That lil date hurt your boys pockets. . I was just a broke college student. . Red Lobster was Ruth Chris status for me. . And dont even get me started on the shoes. . Another 90 or so buck . Then movie and popcorn and Hot Tamales.



L's all the way around breh.

As long as you learn it can't be an L

I wasted damn near a year and half of my life trying to get back with my old girl only for her to lie and get pregnant by a scumbag

Trust bytches, brehs

 

[Tommy Knocks]

That lil date hurt your boys pockets. . I was just a broke college student. . Red Lobster was Ruth Chris status for me. . And dont even get me started on the shoes. . Another 90 or so buck . Then movie and popcorn and Hot Tamales.



L's all the way around breh.

did you at least hit them cheeks once after you got back from the navy?

 

[kaldurahm]

Gif usage is fantastic lol

 

[General Mills]

did you at least hit them cheeks once after you got back from the navy?

Yes. Lol YEARS later. . . This it how it happened. . I had got out the Navy. . .I had just broke up with this chick. . I was walking to my car and I see her. . . Walking on the sidewalk. . I FREEZE. I had not seen her in about 6 years. . . but she looked pretty much the same. .Titties were even fatter. My goal was to dip without her seeing me. . ( I did not know then that she was best friends with my parents. )

As I am getting in she SEES ME. Comes running over!! We get to talking and catching up. . It seems since college her life turned to shyt. She met bad dude after bad dude. . Her moms died. . And her grandmother. . So she quit school to raise her daughter. . Ended up getting preggo again so she has a boy too. . Dude of course is long gone. . She is living on section 8. . No job. . etc. I was only looking to hit. . Ass and titties were magnificent. We talk. . Got to a park and chill. . She did not know that I was leaving to move back to Fla next week. . I kept that to myself.

We go to her house. . I met her kids. . She puts them to bed. We go in her room and are bout to get to business. . I have the titties out. When we hear somebody knocking on the front door.


We are on the second floor but we can hear this young dude yellingfrom outside. . EBONY!! EBONY! I KNOW YOUR IN THERE!!


Me - who is that?

Her - This young buck.

Me - ( i peek out the window and see a teenager ) Oh thats your dude?

Her - He lives down the street with his moms. . He is 18. . . Yes . . he is kinda my dude.

Me -



Dude knocks for a bit then eventually leaves. I am not mad at her. . I am just laughing at her choices. . I am sucking titties. . I then freeze cause I dont have any condoms. . fukkkkkkkk!!!!! But I was like. . Welllllll. . I am owed this puss. . I was bout to go in anyway. When SHE fukked up. . .Right before I am getting ready to enter her she says. .

Her - General I love you and have always loved youuuuuuuu.. . . Promise me that by us doing this we will be together!

Me - ( I stopped. . .The big General was literally inches away from puss ) Hold up. . .You have a man. . . What are you talking about????



It was like what she said snapped me out of a p*ssy haze I was in. . Then common sense came rushing back into me and I was I cant go raw in this with no condom!! She has the big hips and titties. . She is mad fertile!! And she is fukking crazy. Talkingbout we are going to be together when I just heard her dude yelling. . . . I and put on my pants and left. . Drove home dikk hard as fukk. . When I was getting dressed she was literally in hysterics. . . She told me years later that her plan was to get preggo. . . I dodged a fukkin bullet brehs.



Now two years later I am in FLA. . Been down here for a minute. . We had lost contact when I dipped to FLA cause I never gave her my info . .And my parents would not give it to her. . She contacted my punk ass brother and he told her tho. She called me and I had just got out of another relationship. . We get to chatting over the next few weeks. . .And I was down for her to come on down and stay with me for a week. . .We were setting it up . .When she calls me one day

Her - Oh General I messed up!

Me - Whats up? You preggo?

Her- YESSSS!!!!

Me - Oh shyt!!! I was just kidding!!



She was . . seeing a guy. . Of course something she failed to mention. . And he is a 30 year old working part time at a movie theater. . She is all cause she is starting over AGAIN with a kid. . I literally hit her with the have a nice life. .


Fast forward 4 MORE YEARS!!! I had not heard from her since that convo. . She had ANOTHER kid by the deadbeat. Then he leaves her for her best friend. . And gets her preggo. So now she is a 30+ years old,. . 4 kids. . No job. No career. Living on welfare. . Never married. She is a statistic.

Its crazy at one point we were both college students. . Since she shytted on me her life literally went in the . I was coming home for Xmas. . .Met up with her. . Slayed the puss unmercifully. I was home for a week. . I would party and hang out all day with my peoples. . Then go over her house at 2 or 3 am. . fukk her to sleep and leave in the morning. . . The day I was supposed to drive back to FLA she told me to come by her house on the way out. . I of course did not. .

She called me and I am on the highway. . She was mad as fukkk!! Why didnt you come??? I was I got to get home. . She had convinced herself that I was going to take her and her four kids BACK to FLA with me She had bags packed and all.

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

You violently f-cked her and she don't remember

 

[Supercoolmayo]

Ol Dipper wanting Wendy ass nikka