Y'all Ever Got Hit With That [spoiler] ether from your crush as a young breh? :wow:

[onelastdeath]

What happen the night you hit, how u set it up

It aint some accomplishment tbh. She got a kid and shyt.

But she was at my Aunt's house last year for her birthday, and we started talking. Catching up. Told me that I grew up and shyt. I ended up giving her (and her son) a ride home that night. And exchanged numbers.

Went out for coffee thrice, and ended up hitting about a month later at her crib. Like I said, back then for me, she was a dime. Right now though she's extremely average to me. Maybe a 7 tops. I did it more for my bucket list than anything else. I guess "just to do it". Shes cool though.

 

[TheArchitect]

Yurp. 6th grade, first real crush. Girl I was "crushing on" reluctantly "went" with me for like an hour before she gave back the lil teddy bear I bought her with some bullshyt excuse not to. Little nikka on the curb crying and everything. Surprisingly, no one even laughed. Little boys and girls actually felt legit sorry for me.

And thus, began my intro to the female race......

 

[Matt504]

@Matt504

is that rape?

It's definitely some form of violence

 

[onelastdeath]

Yurp. 6th grade, first real crush. Girl I was "crushing on" reluctantly "went" with me for like an hour before she gave back the lil teddy bear I bought her with some bullshyt excuse not to. Little nikka on the curb crying and everything. Surprisingly, no one even laughed. Little boys and girls actually felt legit sorry for me.

And thus, began my intro to the female race......

She ripped through your soul huh breh

 

[god shamgod]

28 smilies and 16 gifs in the op

 

[onelastdeath]

28 smilies and 16 gifs in the op

You gotta stop following me around breh. It's not healthy.

 

[TheArchitect]

She ripped through your soul huh breh

Yup...for the next two years as well...always had other boyfriends and shyt, while I'm just sitting there all pathetic....yup, grade school was ALMOST a nightmare...

 

[Golayitdown]

28 smilies and 16 gifs in the op

Have dial up brehs

 

[Fatboi1]

Breh ass in these shorts drive me wild.

I'd probably start saying some dumb shyt like "Ehh Yeeeah I'm like 13 and street fighter is crazzy."

 

[onelastdeath]

Have dial up brehs

 

[god shamgod]

You gotta stop following me around breh. It's not healthy.

I wouldn't even know who da fukk you were if you didn't mention me in some knicks thread and weren't constantly negging me fukk outta here YOU stop following me

Have dial up brehs

word cuz it's 1999 step your roast game up

 

[Kwéyòl]

Nah breh when I was in 6th I had this one 9th grade girl So many things she taught me so many dirty things she used whisper in my ear .

 

[onelastdeath]

I wouldn't even know who da fukk you were if you didn't mention me in some knicks thread and weren't constantly negging me fukk outta here YOU stop following me

based off what? Confessing he use to be depressed suicidal glutton then finally snapped out of it and lost like 174 pounds and got some confidence then started spammin threads

Look another modernfonzie duck tales neverending story with 46 smilies in the op

:smugcud:

Breh I don't even know who you are. Outside of the nikka that always one stars my threads.
Who tags you in anything? :smugcud:

*inserts smack "who is this nikka" gif*

 

[At30wecashout]

Thats itDamn you got off easy. Time for me to stop fukking around and post the reasons i am the kinda fukkboy i am today. Yall had some easy Ls from what i read.

 

[General Mills]

I am crying breh!!!!