I pass on fat and ugly bytches weekly. But an actual incident where I was gonna hit and passed happened in college. First week back from summer break on a saturday and everybody was on the yard, pissy drunk, lookin for new freshman to fry. I'm cold. My shot wasn't falling that night. partially because every time I started talking to a chick, my whole team keeps running up and they all got 50 questions for the broad. Somehow I end up talking to this chick Stacy who had been on my nuts since our freshman year but she wasnt my type. She was mad basic, a lil country, and kind of a nice girl. However this night she was twisted and spilling her guts about how she always wanted to fukk me. I'm drunk and horny and was like fukk it, lets do it. 2 of my mans had an off campus crib, I get the keys, and I take her over there. We on the bed kissing and what not

and she all slurring "will you be my boyfriend and still talk to me after this?" Before I could even lie, she passed out. Would not wake up. At least not for long. She'd wake up, mumble some bullshyt, then fall back out. I'm like fukk this I aint catching no charge, so I left her in there sleeping and went in the living room to watch TV. My mans come in later like "did you beat? did you beat?" I said hell no that bytch passed the fukk out before we even took our clothes off, look at her. I show em shorty passed out on my homeboys bed with 1 of her titties still out. She lucky this was way before camera phones and internet.