Y'all eva passed on some p.uss.y?

[Slaimon Khan Shah]

I gave up a few women for God. I never had intercourse with them.

 

[AgentGrey]

More often than most of my peers, just last night as a matter of fact. Most times I do it just to flex

" nah, Im chillin tonight. Ima hit u tho."

Spoiler

Warning: Prepare for her to go into full simp mode after this

 

[Slystallion]

aww man its happened to me about 3 times (smelly girls)...girls who don't upkeep their hygiene are one of the most disappointing experiences in the world. Its like your a girl you need to have higher standards cuz i'm on point with hygiene its demonic for a girl not to be.

heart goes out to the rest of you soldiers who have experienced the atrocity

 

[Roberto Dinero]

WINNING! I bet that burned her soul when she found out. LOL

Yup. She was pissed. But it was worth it

I did feel kinda bad tho but f*ck it

 

[You Really Meant]

Readin' all these threads today about these hos got me wonderin' how many times have y'all passed on some p*ssy?

I've passed on p*ssy like two or three times in my life that I can remember or that I intentionally did. First time, I was fingerfukkin this young bytch at a park a few blocks away from my house. We was like 16 at the time, she told me she'd only fukk if we go to my crib, I agreed but as soon as I went to my smell my fingers my mind changed. I automatically told girl I had some shyt to do and moms was comin soon. I swear to God that bytch left the foulest nastiest smell on my fingers. I couldnt wash it off for 2 days and Im not lyin or exaggeratin'.

Second time I had to pass cause my homeboys woulda clowned the shyt outta me for weeks had I fukked the ugly ass bytch who was hittin on me at a party.

What about yall?

 

[Lavish]

A few times

First that comes to mind was when i met a girl blindly off the internet. This was way back in the day when not everyone had a pic on blackplanet

She had one of those no chin type of faces and when i got upstairs her room smelled like socks and cracked feet

 

[bangbreh]

too many times in hs

i was a lil shy weedhead back in the day when it came to the hot broads i intentionally turned down

i've also had a few run ins w/them heaux's who smell like a dumpster behind kfc in the dead of summer

shyt this one time, i couldn't resist this lil asian's poosay, even though it was absolutely fresh feta status

but she was 5'1 and had DD's

so anyway, i took the L. smelled the puss all the way home

this girl's panties were stuck to the velcro on my warm-ups

black panties w/a nice white cheezy crust right where the ponch be.

i threw everything i wore that day away and took the longest shower....

i ended up hittin again not nearly the same story tho

 

[ltheghost]

Yup. She was pissed. But it was worth it

I did feel kinda bad tho but f*ck it

WINNING!! A story for the grandkids! LOL

 

[ltheghost]

too many times in hs


but she was 5'1 and had DD's

so anyway, i took the L. smelled the puss all the way home

this girl's panties were stuck to the velcro on my warm-ups

black panties w/a nice white cheezy crust right where the ponch be.

i threw everything i wore that day and took the longest shower....

i ended up hittin again not nearly the same story tho

Damn!!!! I would have gone into shock in the shower. Like WTF did I just do!?!?

 

[Roberto Dinero]

WINNING!! A story for the grandkids! LOL

 

[Crack Daniels]

Quite a few times. I got standards

 

[Food Mane]

Yeah, the first time I passed out while inside a broad she told me I got up about an hour later started speaking in tongues and peed all over her floor.

No recollection.

 

[Doobie Doo]

Patrice O Neal?

Nah, Doobie Doo. Maybe Patrice did say that but if I were to quote him I would give him credit for the quote, plagirsm is not my forte.

 

[Carter G. Hoodson]

Yes sir, just wasn't feeling the girls

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

yep, plenty of times. Not bragging or anything, I've just never been some crazy hyper-sexual person. If I don't find a chick attractive then my dikk doesn't want any part of that.