Y'all eva passed on some p.uss.y?

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Some intentional :manny: Some unintentional :snoop: :sadbron: The unintentionals are the worst though, got you all "WTF was I thinking/doing :mindblown: "
 

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This one fat chick wanted to take my V-card in HS....I was having NO parts of it, though....I mean she was nice and all, but I was literally HALF her size....
 

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It is my firm belief that there is more p*ssy out here u shouldn't fukk than u should just cuz sex is the only power a woman has over the average man and will go out the way to abuse that power. Sometimes it is better to just rub one out an avoid a headache.

Patrice O Neal? :mjpls:
 

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I remember once, a long time ago, this chick I knew hooked me up with her friend.

I met her friend and kicked it with her at this bar for most of the evening. She had to leave early, around 8pm. Another of her friends was there and I didn't have any place to be so I ended up hanging out with her for the rest of the night.

So anyway, I coulda smashed the girl I was hanging out with after she left. But they were friends so I knew if I f*cked her, she would tell the girl I got introduced to in the 1st place and it would end there with her. I was a lot more interested in the girl I had been introduced to so I had to choose. Do I smash this girl tonight and lose out on the other girl or do I wait it out and get with the girl I was introduced to in the 1st place?

So I ended up not doing anything with that girl and a few days later I hooked up with the girl I had been introduced to 1st. We ended up going out for a few months as bf and gf so it was a good move on my part.
did you get to hit it tho? :youngsabo:
 

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Readin' all these threads today about these hos got me wonderin' how many times have y'all passed on some p*ssy?

I've passed on p*ssy like two or three times in my life that I can remember or that I intentionally did. First time, I was fingerfukkin this young bytch at a park a few blocks away from my house. We was like 16 at the time, she told me she'd only fukk if we go to my crib, I agreed but as soon as I went to my smell my fingers my mind changed. I automatically told girl I had some shyt to do and moms was comin soon. I swear to God that bytch left the foulest nastiest smell on my fingers. I couldnt wash it off for 2 days and Im not lyin or exaggeratin'.

Second time I had to pass cause my homeboys woulda clowned the shyt outta me for weeks had I fukked the ugly ass bytch who was hittin on me at a party.

What about yall?

many times. i dont like to smell anything foul from chicks when i'm about to fucck.

had a chick over at the crib one time. took off her pants, the odor that engulfed the room was on some terrorist status, like weapons of mass destruction type sh1t. like, it was so bad, something told me, even if u were a condom, u deserve whatever u get if u stick ur d1ck in that.

i rolled off of her, made up some excuse about how "aaaah i tried, i just cant do this to my girl. i really love her. i dont wanna cheat on her" lol.

dropped ol girl off at the bus stop. acted all nice. she kept hitting me up on some when are we gon chill again. i had to tell her, listen, u aint my type. she kept pressing. like why? i finally snapped and told her, hun, u stunk so bad when i took off your pants. it was horrendous. i've never smelt anything like that in my life. i had to wash the sheets.

she deleted her pof profile immediately after and i've never seen her online since lol
 

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All the time. Mostly big girls or girls that set off the crazy bytch alarm.

"I was raped before." :whoa:
"I've got the names for all the kids I'm going to have in my phone." :whoa:
"%#%#%ETT%%#%#" *when she's too drunk* :drunk: :whoa:

I had to pass on a chick for being too drunk last weekend on her birthday. It was a guaranteed smash but I didn't feel like baby-sitting.

Another instance where I'll pass on p*ssy is if I know it means that the chick'll want to lay around or take forever to leave. :smh:
 

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did you get to hit it tho? :youngsabo:

Actually, no. :laugh:

We went out for like 3 months. We messed around a lot, I fingered her often and she jacked me off a few times.

But I did end up winning, and here is how. I started to get tired of her after a couple of months so I started to be a d!ck to her till she dumped me. She dumped me right before Xmas and her friend was over here from Canada. She introduced me to her friend the day before she went on holiday with her family.

Her friend was only here for Xmas and new year. I spent those whole 2 weeks hanging out with her and I f*cked her. Raw too :laugh: F*cked her like 10 times in the span of 2 or 3 days.

Anyway, my ex comes back and the Canadian girl tells her we f*cked. She's mad as hell but I was like "U can't complain, u dumped me!"

Anyway, she was salty about that. She actually called the girl that introduced us and that girl cursed me out over the phone. So I came out looking like an azzhole but the puzzy was good, so it was worth it :yes:
 

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many times. i dont like to smell anything foul from chicks when i'm about to fucck.

had a chick over at the crib one time. took off her pants, the odor that engulfed the room was on some terrorist status, like weapons of mass destruction type sh1t. like, it was so bad, something told me, even if u were a condom, u deserve whatever u get if u stick ur d1ck in that.

i rolled off of her, made up some excuse about how "aaaah i tried, i just cant do this to my girl. i really love her. i dont wanna cheat on her" lol.

dropped ol girl off at the bus stop. acted all nice. she kept hitting me up on some when are we gon chill again. i had to tell her, listen, u aint my type. she kept pressing. like why? i finally snapped and told her, hun, u stunk so bad when i took off your pants. it was horrendous. i've never smelt anything like that in my life. i had to wash the sheets.

she deleted her pof profile immediately after and i've never seen her online since lol

Wow, that's fukked up. :leon:
 

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Readin' all these threads today about these hos got me wonderin' how many times have y'all passed on some p*ssy?

I've passed on p*ssy like two or three times in my life that I can remember or that I intentionally did. First time, I was fingerfukkin this young bytch at a park a few blocks away from my house. We was like 16 at the time, she told me she'd only fukk if we go to my crib, I agreed but as soon as I went to my smell my fingers my mind changed. I automatically told girl I had some shyt to do and moms was comin soon. I swear to God that bytch left the foulest nastiest smell on my fingers. I couldnt wash it off for 2 days and Im not lyin or exaggeratin'.

Second time I had to pass cause my homeboys woulda clowned the shyt outta me for weeks had I fukked the ugly ass bytch who was hittin on me at a party.

What about yall?

Man, I had the EXACT damn thing happen but I had the condom on and she spread them legs and it smelled like DEATH!!! :noah: I told her we couldn't do this and bounced. I didn't explain, she was pissed! I didn't care! It was traumatizing!
 

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Actually, no. :laugh:

We went out for like 3 months. We messed around a lot, I fingered her often and she jacked me off a few times.

But I did end up winning, and here is how. I started to get tired of her after a couple of months so I started to be a d!ck to her till she dumped me. She dumped me right before Xmas and her friend was over here from Canada. She introduced me to her friend the day before she went on holiday with her family.

Her friend was only here for Xmas and new year. I spent those whole 2 weeks hanging out with her and I f*cked her. Raw too :laugh: F*cked her like 10 times in the span of 2 or 3 days.

Anyway, my ex comes back and the Canadian girl tells her we f*cked. She's mad as hell but I was like "U can't complain, u dumped me!"

Anyway, she was salty about that. She actually called the girl that introduced us and that girl cursed me out over the phone. So I came out looking like an azzhole but the puzzy was good, so it was worth it :yes:


:krs::krs: WINNING! I bet that burned her soul when she found out. LOL
 

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Of course...it is bound to occur when your social and are flirty with all the girls...its part of the game to make all the girls around feel happy and a consequence is some girls will get the wrong impression...

I also like attention so i'm kind of wrong for teasing girls i know i would never spend time with...but girls do it all the time so i don't care
 
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