Professional clown shoes, why would a boss (me) need to apply anywhere? But if I did, my resume would not state that "I throw parties"
You talking about job experience and yet here you are being as vague as possible because you don't wanna say "I literally am a professional clown"
I guess you take a lot of pride in being a clown, I can respect that.
Now the last line about my wife, I'm not gonna get all Dj envy on you but I will say that it's extremely lame of you to talk of the woman in my life or my kids. That's a move little boys do, real men don't act this way
we find out the gender of our next child on Tuesday, see, I have a life
And if she was cheating? I'm right with God you fool. I came alone and hopefully I go alone. If I cared as much as you are trying to incite? That would be a sin, I can't control what sins others do. But I'm confident she's good and you're not Sohh with that said...