WTF???? Durant Doesn't Like "Slim Reaper" Nickname, Wants to be Called "The Servant"

[Goat poster]

DEAD!!!!!!!!

 

[Goat poster]

IM LEAVING THIS THREAD BEFORE I PASS OUT!!!!!!!

 

[SCORCH]

 

[Oroko Saki]

Durants really a great humble person, props to him for saying this

Just because hes rich doesnt mean he should have favors done for him all the time. Hes the type of dude that will still pull out a broom and start sweeping like DMX

 

[Primetime21]

 

[LA Fisher]

I just noticed lebron in the painting

 

[Buckeye Fever]

We need more Albert Belles in sports

 

[Buckeye Fever]

nikka on some other shyt with that.

KD about to film some docile negro Nike commercials:
*dribbles up court in tie game with clock ticking down*
*camera pans the crowd*
*camera zooms in on one fan who screams "turn the lights out, Slim Reaper!"*
*Durant picks up his dribble and looks directly at the fan as the crowd goes silent*
"Slim Reaper? No good sir, I prefer to be the Slim Sweeper."
*pulls miniature broom out of secret compartment in his jersey*
*passes ball to Kendrick Perkins and begins to clean debris from the court*
*NBA Cares flashes across the screen*

I must die now

 

[muzikfrk75]

You see it

 

[RhodyRum]

I don't give a flying you know what what dat nikka says, his nickname will forever and always be DOO-DOO JUMP til my final breath.

Also, ya'll photo-shopping nikkas really ain't sheeeiiiittt....



























But keep these Butler themed joints coming, PLEASE

 

[boskey]

Maybe he means Civil Servant. Like he works for the government and gets a pension...actually thats not much better

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

Maybe he means Civil Servant. Like he works for the government and gets a pension...actually thats not much better

I see, but LeBron McVeigh kicked down that building so I dunno if he got that card to play.

 

[RhodyRum]

Maybe he means Civil Servant. Like he works for the government and gets a pension...actually thats not much better

Or maybe he's just dat nikka in the neighborhood who'll mow your lawn, de-weed your garden, and paint your garage for a major under the table discount and a fifth

 

[Walt]

Maybe he means Civil Servant. Like he works for the government and gets a pension...actually thats not much better

He should've gone with Mr. Serv On.

 

[Auger]

You have to grown up in church to immediately understand that name

If you haven't than I can see why it may seem subservient, (no pun intended)

Considering he's still sees himself as a christian, than it makes sense.