Would you wife Meryl Streep for a guaranteed $1 million / yr ?

[TheBigBopper]

For a MILLION/YEAR????



Hell yes I'm doing that....especially since I'm gonna inherit all the money when she passes.

I can always find some sista in medical school and wife her up later. Have some kids with her and bring that Streep money to the black community.

Gotta think long term brehs

You’re gonna be old yourself though by the time she dies and might only be attractive to gold diggers.

 

[TheBigBopper]

why not

Because some nikkas don’t wanna be tied to grey haired, wrinkly, loose p*ssy that’s damn near three quarters of a century old. As much as nikkas love money, I doubt the majority of 18-45 year olds could muster up the gumption to penetrate something like that and to have to do it indefinitely everyday. I know I couldn’t

 

[Captain Crunch]

Nah
Helen Mirren though?

 

[TheBigBopper]

I’d date her but there’s no way I’d sign legal documents w a white woman.

I already told y’all about how sexy she was looking in Adaptation

That movie was about a million years ago. What’s the benefit of dating a white granny if you aren’t getting any money out of it?

 

[TheBigBopper]

Nah
Helen Mirren though?

or jessica Lange

 

[MajesticLion]

Nah
Helen Mirren though?

!!!

 

[FromStLouis]

Man hell yeah, around the clock access to the GOAT ? I'd be sweeping awards season in 2 year's time.

"And to my darling Meryl, baby, I can't thank you enough. And I wouldn't trade *our* Black love for the world, because you are my world. "

 

[BlackDiBiase]

many think they could but i dont think your joints would work. you havent seen that raisin flesh without a touch up in years and then lets not forget about old people state funk that wouldnt have escaped her.

 

[SuavePrince]

In there like swimwear

 

[Illuminatos]

I can't smash? So I can talk to other girls?

If so then yes. Marry her for a year and then I'm bouncing.

 

[ThaRealness]

Can I get head from other broads?

 

[xXOGLEGENDXx]

Yup.

Hit it so good she will feel young again and want to try some freaky shiit. Start doing wild acrobatic shiit in the bedroom until she falls and breaks her neck and dies. Film it for proof.
Collect

 

[Chip Skylark]

nikka, if you gonna do somebody, do somebody like Macy Gray big ass..

Stipulation being that you got to eat her coochie our every night....

Of which in that case, I would have to say hell nah....

I can’t stop laughing

 

[Chip Skylark]

or jessica Lange

I’ll take a 250k

 

[TheBigBopper]

I can't smash? So I can talk to other girls?

If so then yes. Marry her for a year and then I'm bouncing.

You can talk to other girls but you can’t smash, and remember, if you leave her before she dies she takes back her money plus additional money for emotional damage.