Would you wife Meryl Streep for a guaranteed $1 million / yr ?

[Starboy52]

... I’d have to think on this.

Now if it was Helen Mirren, on the other hand?

 

[TheBigBopper]

Easy money.
Any other chick I fukk would have to sign an iron clad and heavily punitive NDA.

Her PIs are gonna be watching your ass and will find out you’re sneakin around

 

[Address_Unknown]

She'd have to pay me an extra million a year to stop fracturing her hip and take it slow.

 

[Afro]

Man hell yeah, around the clock access to the GOAT ? I'd be sweeping awards season in 2 year's time.

"And to my darling Meryl, baby, I can't thank you enough. And I wouldn't trade *our* Black love for the world, because you are my world. "

I can't breathe

 

[FromStLouis]

I can't breathe

That's my little petty shot at the internet for attacking me Meryl and our marriage.

 

[newworldafro]

If i wasn't one already I would gorganise her.

If you wasn't what??