Would you rather be a werewolf or a vampire?

[shopthatwrecks]

What's the upside to being a werewolf? Sounds like it sucks

they can hoop n box

n dance

 

[Cuban Pete]

You gotta be a fruity ass niukka to even entertain the thought of sucking another dudes neck like fat boy in the video was. All my food is gonna be exclusively bytches, and since the hoes I turn into vampires will in turn go out and turn simps into lesser vampires, all of whom will work for me... that means vampires are actually fukking gorilla pimps. Cape and goblet included, player azz castle and wardrobe. Blasting nothing but old Snoop, DJ Quik, Pimp C and Suga Free from my lair like this

 

[shopthatwrecks]

You gotta be a fruity ass niukka to even entertain the thought of sucking another dudes neck like fat boy in the video was. All my food is gonna be exclusively bytches, and since the hoes I turn into vampires will in turn go out and turn simps into lesser vampires, all of whom will work for me... that means vampires are actually fukking gorilla pimps. Cape and goblet included, player azz castle and wardrobe. Blasting nothing but old Snoop, DJ Quik, Pimp C and Suga Free from my lair

yea david didnt even suck on michaels neck.. they fukked with his head with the maggots n noodles.. n gave em a swig of that maximillion 1200ad wine

 

[shopthatwrecks]

fukking a bytch and the full moon comes up while you're inside her and start to change

mike had em a bad ass broad.. ran her off kuz he couldnt control his moon emotions

a vampire would never

 

[shopthatwrecks]

blade had sexy ass n'bushe

eddie had angela

scott had a pale ass white bytch name boof

 

[Buddy]

I'd either be a WereBear or Bear-Pire

fukk with the Bears, we the set

 

[Sensitive Christian Grey]

Werewolf transformation seems too painful. And all that to be a big dog?

 

[Pool_Shark]

Yeah the dude in the video doesn't even get how it works.

Dracula found a bytch drained her blood, then had everyone giving her blood transfusions and at night hed come and take the fresh blood out of her. He wasn't going around biting guys on the neck, the fukk.

 

[Screwtape]

shiiid

david n the lost boys was chillin... michael the one was chasin somebody else p*ssy.. n got turnt out ..

hell even max.. he was chillin he was workin the mom..he wasnt in a rush

That's vampire propoganda. They wished they were that cool about shyt. Dracula being played by kiefer sutherland, yeah.. nah.. In that realm it would be more like Leslie nielsen let's be real

Lost boys is just some vampire wet dream fukk lost boys. Twilight too. 100 year old vampire seducing teenage girls, fukkin pedofile. That's his whole thing. he's never happy, has eternal life but always crying about esmerelda or whatever other now dustbound and derelict hag he once fukked




Just let me be a fukkin dog. I'll go to places like Afghanistan and wipe out murderous regimes before changing back to normal and slipping out as a human with just some slightly ripped clothes. And where's dracula in all that time, sleeping in a box crying about his long lost love, plotting on sucking dudes necks. Foh

 

[old pig]

You gotta be a fruity ass niukka to even entertain the thought of sucking another dudes neck like fat boy in the video was. All my food is gonna be exclusively bytches, and since the hoes I turn into vampires will in turn go out and turn simps into lesser vampires, all of whom will work for me... that means vampires are actually fukking gorilla pimps. Cape and goblet included, player azz castle and wardrobe. Blasting nothing but old Snoop, DJ Quik, Pimp C and Suga Free from my lair

 

[old pig]

scott had a pale ass white bytch name boof

I had a crush on that simple looking ass white bytch too when I seen that shyt in theaters

 

[darealvelle]

Werewolf

 

[parallax]

vampires have too many natural weaknesses for me. not being able to go into the sun or cross running water means youre gonna have to be dependent on someone like a renfield

 

[Fillerguy]

Vamps burn in the sun
Cacs burn in the sun

Imagine this midnight skin never touching the sun again

 

[blah]

Gotta go with a Van Helsing/Underworld type werewolf with almost instant transformation. Over 7 foot immortal powerhouse