Would you faithfully marry Lizzo for $150k a year

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Nope. I’m my own man and make my own money.

Too many L’s and I don’t find her that attractive. That post-nut clarity gon be real.

I wonder why her group members don’t get any attention. Saw her live a couple years ago, had a cute slim shorty on stage too
 

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Faithfully being the operative word. You will receive $150 k every year you are married to her and if
you cheat on her, even once, that contract will be voided.

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Any takers?


How old are you?
 

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$150k a year ain’t shyt when you can get more as a drug distributor or you can take your ass to MIT or Cornell and early that kind of money after a couple of years of school and smashing way badder bytches on campus.

All Lizzo can offer is the byproducts of clout chasing and even then you’d have to answer to your family about why you’re dealing with this bytch.
 
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