Would u rather be a Janitor or Mall security guard

havoc00

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Yall nikkas watch too many movies. bytches aint shytting on nikkas cuz hes a security at the mall.


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Based solely that I would never want to clean toilets... I rather walk around the mall all day doing nothing because at any sign of trouble I would just call the cops.

That would be the best part about doing security at a mall. U might also get discounts at the mall stores, who knows.

Being a janitor is more relaxed tho. U do ur own thing, no one really bothers you, you just have to clean sh!t up.

I worked as an assistant janitor at a school for like a week when I was about 18. They only needed someone to do it for about a week and I took the job. It was pretty cool, all I had to do was sweep up all the classrooms and sh!t, didn't have to clean toilets or nothing. Just sweeping and mopping mostly. It was at the time where I used to smoke weed I would go there high everyday and no one would bother me. It was not a bad experience.
 

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i feel like being a security guard in a mall has got to be one of the few occupations on the planet that gives you a false sense of status. no one takes you seriously at all yet you're painted up and propped up in a way where you're suppose to. for that reason, i'd have to say i'd rather clean shyt up than take shyt from people. at least i don't feel like they're personally looking down on me as a janitor but as a mall cop you're targeted and generally not taken seriously at all...
 
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being security at clubs or big event's is a different story

ho's will be all on your dikk trying to see if they can get in the vip section. :lolbron:
 

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security...1. easy job....2 get to see whores all day....3 can easily be passed off as 2nd job
 

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Janitor. Get paid more.
Mall security guards are at the bottom of the security food chain. CIA spy/FBI agent/police officer/private bodyguard/armored truck driver/apartment complex-business security/mall security.

Anytime your issued weapon is a flashlight and walkie-talkie, you get no street cred. At least if you are a janitor, they give you all the tools for your job. All other security jobs, you have a gun and/or taser, baton, pepper spray. Mall security is like Paul Blart.


pretty much this as a janitor u can hide out and not be seen, as mall security every one sees u and probably laughs at u


yeah imma have to go with janitor like ya'll said. plus if they get paid more :obama:
 
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