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[young3000]

You went through all this and didn't divorce this bytch yet
Breh she clearly saw you as food and took advantage of you
I see why brehs are hard on single moms
You paid for the lawyer and getting pissed on
Why did you continue to be around her after you found out about all the lying and deceit... you were enabling her
I bet the wife and baby daddy were laughing at you when they were communicating

 

[True Blue Moon]

Bruh you make me wanna put some stories out here. Most of the good ones involve my dumb ass cousin Duke.

Go ahead and make a thread for Cousin Duke: The Movie breh

Mods should start a subsection for brehs to drop full-length stories like this

 

[concise]

She driving

And stop at a hotel

I'm like

fukk we here for


She say some friends having a after party


We go to a room
And dude we was hanging with answer

His wife is in the bed drunk as fuxk

Ain't no other people


This nikka ask me to get close to his wife I'm like


nikka




This nikka Talmbout kiss her


Fam


My wife and dude sitting waiting to watch us have sex



The chick was clearly drunk n high


nikkas wanna watch a rape


Man I yank Asia ass the fukk up and cuss her out


We get in the truck

And she looking like

How come u didn't fukk her

 

[DallasTxRep]

Kim lived in a 2 person pod with this other chick

I was staying in a gawt damm visitor tent
Sleeping on a cot.

Me and Kim started smashing on the reg

This bih was
Doing everything
Sucking n swallowing
Let me nut in her ass
bytch ate my ass
Everything


This stupid bytch was bragging about us fukking
And rumors was flying

I had people asking about it
And OGs in the unit told me I better shut that bytch up before we get adultery charges and other shyt


I go to her
Cussing her ass out
She smirking

I started choking the bitxh
This hoe smiling and laughing

I choke harder
This bytch reach down and start taking her pants down

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Bruh you make me wanna put some stories out here. Most of the good ones involve my dumb ass cousin Duke.

Do it brah


I wanted do more

But I hate typing

This shyt felt like a term paper



I spent 3 official years in Afghanistan that I want to post about on here (not the death stuff tho) and 2 other years going back n forth that I cant speak on at all

And other shyt

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Oh yeah

I also got some goons in the city to break into my 1SG crib


He was married to an officer who was stationed somewhere else with his kids

So he had a cheap ass apartment in the hood


They broke in and said that he didint even have good shyt to steal


And that he had everything unplugged

 

[Easy-E]

So I already decided I was gonna get out the army and get a divorce



Asia kept asking. Me to stay with her
Saying I could get out the army and not have to work

I was like gtfoh



So another weekend we go out with this other couple
Husband was in the navy
Wife a civilian

We go to a comedy show then a lounge later

Asia keep buying me drinks getting me fukked up

Dude wife looked zooted

It got to a point where I had enough and asked Asia to go home


She driving

And stop at a hotel

I'm like

fukk we here for


She say some friends having a after party


We go to a room
And dude we was hanging with answer

His wife is in the bed drunk as fuxk

Ain't no other people


This nikka ask me to get close to his wife I'm like


nikka




This nikka Talmbout kiss her


Fam


My wife and dude sitting waiting to watch us have sex



The chick was clearly drunk n high


nikkas wanna watch a rape


Man I yank Asia ass the fukk up and cuss her out


We get in the truck

And she looking like

How come u didn't fukk her






Brah I was drunk as fukk

I got so mad I yank the gear shift and fukk up her transmission

This "woman" tried to set u up for a rape charge, b

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

You went through all this and didn't divorce this bytch yet
Breh she clearly saw you as food and took advantage of you
I see why brehs are hard on single moms
You paid for the lawyer and getting pissed on
Why did you continue to be around her after you found out about all the lying and deceit... you were enabling her
I bet the wife and baby daddy were laughing at you when they were communicating

bih
I said numerous times I stayed for the kids

 

[poppastoppa]

Go ahead and make a thread for Cousin Duke: The Movie breh

Mods should start a subsection for brehs to drop full-length stories like this

Do it brah


I wanted do more

But I hate typing

This shyt felt like a term paper



I spent 3 official years in Afghanistan that I want to post about on here (not the death stuff tho) and 2 other years going back n forth that I cant speak on at all

And other shyt

Its a series of fukk ups. I'ma try and do it tonight or tomorrow morning. Be prepared for some serious fukkery.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

This "woman" tried to set u up for a rape charge, b

Nah I'm pretty sure she fukked dude and they both was into cuck shyt

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

And to keep it real
The army is the shyt


I had so much fun

Experienced so such crazy shyt


I get bored easy so regular ass jobs don't do it for me


College for me was wild as fukk

I grad from a HBCU

But it don't compare to the military


I was Zack Morris at a 99.9% black higj school
But

Army for me was

 

[klutch2381]

Who you smashed off the Coli? I have a feeling we might be brothers in arms.

 

[yyy]

While I'm doing this
This bih still going behind my back

Trying to compromise with dude


She go to court and don't tell me
And agree to more custody for dude

So we get shyt in the mail about it and this bih act shocked


I get the lawyer to check on it and she like

Brah yo bytch was there and signed off on it

Then this dumb bih confessed again

 

[Bryan Danielson]

Bruh you make me wanna put some stories out here. Most of the good ones involve my dumb ass cousin Duke.

Do it brah


I wanted do more

But I hate typing

This shyt felt like a term paper



I spent 3 official years in Afghanistan that I want to post about on here (not the death stuff tho) and 2 other years going back n forth that I cant speak on at all

And other shyt

shyt.... I want to do some stories of my experience at A&T and specifically my first 2 years which I could legit write a book about or do a podcast on.

I always joke with my old 2 roommates about how we could legit have our own tv series from NBC/ABC style to HBO/SHOWTIME style level about our college years


I got soooo many fukkery stories...... there is NOTHING like going to an HBCU school and I wouldnt trade that for going to DUKE/UNC/Stanford/Harvard or etc


Especially if you get to go to the NUMBER ONE HBCU

Martha

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Who you smashed off the Coli? I have a feeling we might be brothers in arms.

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