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[Sonic Boom of the South]

What was your username on sohh? I’ve asked you this several times.

I told u

Saul of Taraus
Mississippi Shroomz
Mississippi Grey Dope

 

[DallasTxRep]

So we start smashing

I slide on that lifestyle

Few strokes in doggy
The condom pop


So I use the Durex


shyt was like



I was like damm I don't even feel this bytch on me



shyt was so good we never switch positions



I bust and it's like




shyt was


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Man I pull out and all that I had on was the base ring of the condom

 

[MischievousMonkey]

And made me eat her out

Then this bish squirted/pissed all on my face

From that point on we was fukking and pissing on each other

 

[kdslittlebro]

I had his name tatted on my forearm
When I got back from Iraq

 

[True Blue Moon]

One day I was watching TV sitting on the floor and this bih walked up naked
Grabbed my face
And made me eat her out

Then this bish squirted/pissed all on my face

From that point on we was fukking and pissing on each other

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

So I already decided I was gonna get out the army and get a divorce



Asia kept asking. Me to stay with her
Saying I could get out the army and not have to work

I was like gtfoh



So another weekend we go out with this other couple
Husband was in the navy
Wife a civilian

We go to a comedy show then a lounge later

Asia keep buying me drinks getting me fukked up

Dude wife looked zooted

It got to a point where I had enough and asked Asia to go home


She driving

And stop at a hotel

I'm like

fukk we here for


She say some friends having a after party


We go to a room
And dude we was hanging with answer

His wife is in the bed drunk as fuxk

Ain't no other people


This nikka ask me to get close to his wife I'm like


nikka




This nikka Talmbout kiss her


Fam


My wife and dude sitting waiting to watch us have sex



The chick was clearly drunk n high


nikkas wanna watch a rape


Man I yank Asia ass the fukk up and cuss her out


We get in the truck

And she looking like

How come u didn't fukk her






Brah I was drunk as fukk

I got so mad I yank the gear shift and fukk up her transmission

 

[DallasTxRep]

Italy was wonderful with my family
Everywhere we went people were coming up to see the baby and hug us

People were paying for shyt everywhere we went

Time still passed

The war was still going on

The day came for me to go back


Asia drove me back


I had my son in my arms
Tears dropping on my son as I'm crying


As I'm about to put my son back in the car seat


Asia looks at me with tears running down her face then says

Spoiler

Chaucer, I'm scared this might not be your son

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

No more climax to the story


We didn't fight anymore

I didn't re enlist

She was getting Stationed somewhere else


She begged me to go with her


I declined



I walked away from the Army and the marriage and moved to Dallas




I still have my son name tatted on me

I still call him my son

 

[El negrito de tejas]

I still have my son name tatted on me

I still call him my son

 

[Orange cream shake]

I told u

Saul of Taraus
Mississippi Shroomz
Mississippi Grey Dope

My bad.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

TO REITERATE THIS STORY IS 100%

SOME DETAILS I LEFT OUT

I NEVER MAKE UP shyt ON HERE

AND IF IM JOKING I SAY SO





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I got so many other crazy stories




My life like a puzzles of different movies put together



That's why I'm like

Cause I seen n been through so much


I'm not afraid of death
And not bitter about anything

 

[True Blue Moon]

 

[poppastoppa]

Bruh you make me wanna put some stories out here. Most of the good ones involve my dumb ass cousin Duke.

 

[True Blue Moon]

TO REITERATE THIS STORY IS 100%

SOME DETAILS I LEFT OUT

I NEVER MAKE UP shyt ON HERE

AND IF IM JOKING I SAY SO





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I got so many other crazy stories




My life like a puzzles of different movies put together



That's why I'm like

Cause I seen n been through so much


I'm not afraid of death
And not bitter about anything

We can let this breathe but def feel free to drop another movie when you got time

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

I saw his mom shyt herself trying to birth him

I named him

I was there for his first walk

So for me spiritually he still my son