Spaceman Piff
Superstar
gg
shoutout to all the troopers in here season long
yall held it down during the worst times
shoutout to all the troopers in here season long
yall held it down during the worst times
Woodlawn Cemetery Presents: The Official 2021 New York Yankees Season Thread
- Thread starter tremonthustler1
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Doctor Wily
CapcomSwag
He's the athletic version of Jack Cust.
yseJ
Empire strikes back
beliinger looks done
holidayinn21
:SmugMoneyMike:
I have another question: This is gonna be the best SS class ever to hit FA, but Anthony Volpe is one of the top prospects in baseball.
What would you do?
What would you do?
Spaceman Piff
Superstar
he's the captain and won 5 rings breh
legacy-wise arod not fukking with that
arod below bernie
Everything that has plagued them throughout the entire regular encapsulated in one single game. Stupid baserunning, untimely hitting, offense solely reliant on Judge and Stanton, poor coaching and managing, Chad Green shytting the bed late in games, too many right handed batters, etc. fukk these losers
You can always make a trade later or move one to second/third.
Trust Me
Coli Prophet
holidayinn21
:SmugMoneyMike:
Yo, two months of Gallo was enough for me.
I can't watch 162 games of this unreliable muthafukka next season.
I can't watch 162 games of this unreliable muthafukka next season.
At what point do people just accept this core don’t have it
Doctor Wily
CapcomSwag
Just move on from this core at this point.
Keep the professional hitters in Judge & Stanton & anyone else who isn't expensive.
tremonthustler1
aka bx_representer
Well, not too early to break this shyt down, because we've been prepping for this for months.
This is the worst team that we've had in over 3 decades. That's not an exaggeration. At least when we sucked the expectations weren't there. This was World Series or bust. They failed miserably. At the rate they're trending this will comfortably be a 4th place team in the East because they're obsessed with a franchise who hasn't won a title. So if heads gotta roll from Cashman on down, so be it, because this has to stop now. Unfortunately for the Yankees, if spending was something they plan on doing this winter, good luck because between a shyt free agent class and a work stoppage, they're gonna have to rely on a brand new philosophy. Enough is enough, and it's time for a change, word to Owen Hart.
Cashman: you know I ride with Cashman but if he has to go to change the philosophy here, I'm with it. In the words of Mac Miller, "it ain't 2009 no more."
Thames? Gone. Nevin? Gone. Blake? He can stay.
Boone: Gone. Awful this year. Awful last year. Too many mistakes and you know when he gets outmanaged.
Now, to the players
Sanchez: D+. The end of the line is here. Now, if a trade came up, I was fine with it a year ago. I'm more ok with it now. They have absolutely no replacement for him at catcher, so they have to live with a garbage catcher at least for next year, but Gary's too toxic to bring back.
Higashioka: D: He sucked too. He can't throw, and he gets way too credit for being able to catch Gerrit Cole. Cole gets $320+ mil. He should be able to throw to me and live with it. If he plays even in a platoon role, the Yankees will deserve the L's coming to them. He's a backup. Let him just be a backup. Once a week. Otherwise, get someone else.
Luke Voit: D. He should go too regardless of whether Rizzo returns or not. He's too much of what we have. Give him to Oakland or something. He didn't have a ton of value when he hit 22 bombs in 60 games. Cut the cord. He's hurt and he's redundant.
Anthony Rizzo: B-. Covid fukked up part of his second half. If the price is right, I'm cool with bringing him back.
DJ Lemahieu: D-. What the fukk was his excuse for being trash this year? I only give him a D- because he didn't destroy us defensively, but my God we all wanted him back, thought we got him back for the low and now it feels we grossly overpaid. I'm willing to write this off as a bad year and assume he'll bounce back, but he better bounce back.
Tyler Wade: B. Oddly enough, he was one of the least of our problems this year and I gave him so much hell. He was actually useful when they let him run.
Gleyber Torres: F. I want him gone for the same reason why y'all want Gary gone. Y'all are tired of looking at him because you know he'll never be what you wanted him to be. Well Gleyber's a worse case than this because at least we have replacements for Torres. He has to go. I can't accept him back. Two years of this shyt and he's another one who has regressed. He should be our Acuna, our Bo Bichette, our Robert, our Arozarena, name that young rising prospect, and now we have Starlin Castro 2.0. Get him outta here.
Gio Urshela: C-. Off year. He may have to go too but he was banged up a lot. If he still has a role, I hope it's not at SS full-time. I'm waiting for Volpe/Peraza to make their way here.
Joey Gallo: F. He was legitimately everything we were afraid of. He is an example of why Yankee fans hate analytics. He's supposed to be an important part of a winning team? fukk outta here. Deal him this offseason too and let Stanton at least play LF part time.
Brett Gardner: D: take him out back and shoot him. I'll give him this: he had no business playing this much and he was forced into playing more than he should have, but he shouldn't have come back anyway.
Aaron Hicks: F. let him split LF with Stanton while we look for another CF. He's 4th OF status to me now. Let Florial play for once goddammit.
Aaron Judge: A. Only one who deserves this grade. Keep this version of Judge healthy and he'll earn his next paycheck. However, I'm never making him captain.
Giancarlo Stanton: A-. Amazing in the 2nd half. No more Stanton slander.
Clint Frazier: F. 2nd biggest disappointment next to Torres. He had his shot and blew it. Enjoy Pittsburgh or something.
Miguel Andujar: F. Feels like 2018 was a mirage.
Greg Allen: B+ It damn sure wasn't your fault.
Andrew Velazquez: B. If he's the stopgap SS for Volpe/Peraza, cool.
Rougned Odor: D-. He'd luck into one every once in a while, but his biggest asset to the team was that he cost Hal nothing.
Everyone else (Gittens, Davis, Brantly, Ford, Lamarre, etc., who cares?)
This is the worst team that we've had in over 3 decades. That's not an exaggeration. At least when we sucked the expectations weren't there. This was World Series or bust. They failed miserably. At the rate they're trending this will comfortably be a 4th place team in the East because they're obsessed with a franchise who hasn't won a title. So if heads gotta roll from Cashman on down, so be it, because this has to stop now. Unfortunately for the Yankees, if spending was something they plan on doing this winter, good luck because between a shyt free agent class and a work stoppage, they're gonna have to rely on a brand new philosophy. Enough is enough, and it's time for a change, word to Owen Hart.
Cashman: you know I ride with Cashman but if he has to go to change the philosophy here, I'm with it. In the words of Mac Miller, "it ain't 2009 no more."
Thames? Gone. Nevin? Gone. Blake? He can stay.
Boone: Gone. Awful this year. Awful last year. Too many mistakes and you know when he gets outmanaged.
Now, to the players
Sanchez: D+. The end of the line is here. Now, if a trade came up, I was fine with it a year ago. I'm more ok with it now. They have absolutely no replacement for him at catcher, so they have to live with a garbage catcher at least for next year, but Gary's too toxic to bring back.
Higashioka: D: He sucked too. He can't throw, and he gets way too credit for being able to catch Gerrit Cole. Cole gets $320+ mil. He should be able to throw to me and live with it. If he plays even in a platoon role, the Yankees will deserve the L's coming to them. He's a backup. Let him just be a backup. Once a week. Otherwise, get someone else.
Luke Voit: D. He should go too regardless of whether Rizzo returns or not. He's too much of what we have. Give him to Oakland or something. He didn't have a ton of value when he hit 22 bombs in 60 games. Cut the cord. He's hurt and he's redundant.
Anthony Rizzo: B-. Covid fukked up part of his second half. If the price is right, I'm cool with bringing him back.
DJ Lemahieu: D-. What the fukk was his excuse for being trash this year? I only give him a D- because he didn't destroy us defensively, but my God we all wanted him back, thought we got him back for the low and now it feels we grossly overpaid. I'm willing to write this off as a bad year and assume he'll bounce back, but he better bounce back.
Tyler Wade: B. Oddly enough, he was one of the least of our problems this year and I gave him so much hell. He was actually useful when they let him run.
Gleyber Torres: F. I want him gone for the same reason why y'all want Gary gone. Y'all are tired of looking at him because you know he'll never be what you wanted him to be. Well Gleyber's a worse case than this because at least we have replacements for Torres. He has to go. I can't accept him back. Two years of this shyt and he's another one who has regressed. He should be our Acuna, our Bo Bichette, our Robert, our Arozarena, name that young rising prospect, and now we have Starlin Castro 2.0. Get him outta here.
Gio Urshela: C-. Off year. He may have to go too but he was banged up a lot. If he still has a role, I hope it's not at SS full-time. I'm waiting for Volpe/Peraza to make their way here.
Joey Gallo: F. He was legitimately everything we were afraid of. He is an example of why Yankee fans hate analytics. He's supposed to be an important part of a winning team? fukk outta here. Deal him this offseason too and let Stanton at least play LF part time.
Brett Gardner: D: take him out back and shoot him. I'll give him this: he had no business playing this much and he was forced into playing more than he should have, but he shouldn't have come back anyway.
Aaron Hicks: F. let him split LF with Stanton while we look for another CF. He's 4th OF status to me now. Let Florial play for once goddammit.
Aaron Judge: A. Only one who deserves this grade. Keep this version of Judge healthy and he'll earn his next paycheck. However, I'm never making him captain.
Giancarlo Stanton: A-. Amazing in the 2nd half. No more Stanton slander.
Clint Frazier: F. 2nd biggest disappointment next to Torres. He had his shot and blew it. Enjoy Pittsburgh or something.
Miguel Andujar: F. Feels like 2018 was a mirage.
Greg Allen: B+ It damn sure wasn't your fault.
Andrew Velazquez: B. If he's the stopgap SS for Volpe/Peraza, cool.
Rougned Odor: D-. He'd luck into one every once in a while, but his biggest asset to the team was that he cost Hal nothing.
Everyone else (Gittens, Davis, Brantly, Ford, Lamarre, etc., who cares?)
g-ice
aka #DiamondNightmare
Well, couldn’t of summed it up any better.