kermit da hustla
Banned
you want to know how i know? because, for a month now, i've been fukking my ex-girlfriend who just got married last year. we met up at this bar, out of the blue, and had a long talk about the reasons we broke up and what i've been doing to correct my issues since then. initially, it was awkward seeing her, but it was clear that feelings still existed. she got married last december, and she's ostensibly happy.
but..
...i've been banging her newly married ass all month. her husband is a marine who's away on his latest tour. it's hilarious when she's skyping him, and i'm in the other room waiting for her to come and get some back shots.
women are some conniving bytches.
but..
...i've been banging her newly married ass all month. her husband is a marine who's away on his latest tour. it's hilarious when she's skyping him, and i'm in the other room waiting for her to come and get some back shots.
women are some conniving bytches.


this monogamy thing is unnatural.
at our prehistoric ancestors
i'm just getting my nut off. i'm not forcing her to fukk me. she's the one who decided to get married after we broke up. that was her on that rebound shyt. it's not my fault i got my act together and ran into her.

