Nah, can't say i've heard of anything remotely similar. The fatherless gen are a new breed of simp/gayOk. I'm kind of taken back on this one, because I've never encountered this ever before in life. It's late and my liquor store is closed. shyt really its early, everything closes early in AZ. But bum ass Walmart is open and they sell liquor. I'm just trying to cop some Grey Goose when I this chick that looks like the stereotypical IG thot. Pointy nose, arched eyebrows, etc. Why do these broads all look the same these days.is behind me and starts conversation. I have zero interest in chicks that look like this because they are broke and dumb for the most part.
Me(to the cashier): Do you have Grey Goose?
Her: You trying to get turn't up tonight
Me: Naw not really
Her: My bf likes Grey Goose
Me: That's nice.
Her: I like your t shirt. Did you go to FSU? My bf is from Jax and that's his team.
Me: Really? Cool I did. Your bf likes a great team.
At this time the cashier comes back and says no sorry we don't have Grey Goose. We have Kettle One though. I'm likeHe's like sorry. So he ran up my other items. The bytch says something I didn't really hear.
Cashier:
Me: What
Cashier: The young lady said to add her groceries to yours.
Me:Hell fukk NO!!
Her: You were going to buy a bottle of Goose and you can't get my groceries?
Me: You must've have bumped your head. Stay off social media. In reality you come across an OG like me we going to tell you to suck a dead man's dikk before we pay for your groceries, bytch please.
Her: Whatever. You should be happy I spoke to you.
Me:Are you on crack? I'm from Miami, not AZ. Chicks like look a millions better than your broke ass down there and I wouldn't pay for their shyt either if they are a complete stranger.
The few people in line were laughing and also the cashier.
So are guys actually doing this
Even if the broad tells you she has a bf from the gate
I must say I hate the fatherless fagot generation even more if they are. This is some straight outlandish shyt. I'm curious to see if any of you brehs ever had that happen.
But yeah that is a meth head spot. The chick definitely wasn't a meth head though. Just young and dumb as hell. I'm figuring it worked on some lame dude because she was so confident in doing it. bro....did this really happen?Ok. I'm kind of taken back on this one, because I've never encountered this ever before in life. It's late and my liquor store is closed. shyt really its early, everything closes early in AZ. But bum ass Walmart is open and they sell liquor. I'm just trying to cop some Grey Goose when I this chick that looks like the stereotypical IG thot. Pointy nose, arched eyebrows, etc. Why do these broads all look the same these days.
Me(to the cashier): Do you have Grey Goose?
Her: You trying to get turn't up tonight
Me: Naw not really
Her: My bf likes Grey Goose
Me: That's nice.
Her: I like your t shirt. Did you go to FSU? My bf is from Jax and that's his team.
Me: Really? Cool I did. Your bf likes a great team.
At this time the cashier comes back and says no sorry we don't have Grey Goose. We have Kettle One though. I'm like
Cashier:
Me: What
Cashier: The young lady said to add her groceries to yours.
Me:
Her: You were going to buy a bottle of Goose and you can't get my groceries?
Me: You must've have bumped your head. Stay off social media. In reality you come across an OG like me we going to tell you to suck a dead man's dikk before we pay for your groceries, bytch please.
Her: Whatever. You should be happy I spoke to you.
Me:
The few people in line were laughing and also the cashier.
So are guys actually doing this
Even if the broad tells you she has a bf from the gate
I must say I hate the fatherless fagot generation even more if they are. This is some straight outlandish shyt. I'm curious to see if any of you brehs ever had that happen.
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I couldn't make this shyt up if I tried. Never in life that has happened to me.bro....did this really happen?
this world we live. im ashamed to be a man right nowHappened to me once in a CVS...
Was buying my mom's medicine and some wine to cook with when this girl in her early 20s hits me up out of nowhere :
Girl: Excuse me....! Can you do me a quick favor?
Me: Sure... What do you need? *thinking it's gonna be directions or where something is in the store*
Girl: Sorry to bother you, but I just checked my wallet and realized i don't have enough money to take the bus back home... Is there anyway you could pay for my groceries? Please?:princess:
Me:*trying to process what this trick just said to me*
*realize what just happened and will astonish this simpleton with super basic-ass deductive reasoning*
I'm not gonna pay for you to turn up tonight just so you can save money for the drive home.
Girl:W-what are you talking about..? I just need...
Me: Your cart has vodka, makeup, and shot glasses in it; your hair is wrapped up, so you plan on getting your hair done when you leave... And your car keys are in your hand, genius.
Girl: *Has sheepish look on her face and walks off*
I walk out the store and i see her pull off in her car.
The way she went about it implied that she's tried this before... And it worked.
If any man has ever done anything like this for some random woman... You don't deserve to be happy in life. fukkin up the game for everyone else because you wanna short the stock market.
Foh, ol simpin "it ain't trickin if you got it" ass nikkas.
I didn't know so many black people on the Coli lives in AZ.
I try never to go to Walmart. I actually live near the Target on Bell rd in a brand new housing development. Once you cross over towards the Walmart area
I too think he flexed a little on the details but it's loosely based on a true eventYour story comes off as fake cause of your reaction to her saying pay her groceries...normal people don't go off that hard, just say something like 'Hell Nah' and keep it pushin...or turning that into a flirtatious moment and finessed the digits and got a quick nut, either way is more believable than that rant in public you posted
Edit* and the flirting wouldn't include buying her groceries either, just to be clear
2 thingsOk. I'm kind of taken back on this one, because I've never encountered this ever before in life. It's late and my liquor store is closed. shyt really its early, everything closes early in AZ. But bum ass Walmart is open and they sell liquor. I'm just trying to cop some Grey Goose when I this chick that looks like the stereotypical IG thot. Pointy nose, arched eyebrows, etc. Why do these broads all look the same these days.
Me(to the cashier): Do you have Grey Goose?
Her: You trying to get turn't up tonight
Me: Naw not really
Her: My bf likes Grey Goose
Me: That's nice.
Her: I like your t shirt. Did you go to FSU? My bf is from Jax and that's his team.
Me: Really? Cool I did. Your bf likes a great team.
At this time the cashier comes back and says no sorry we don't have Grey Goose. We have Kettle One though. I'm like
Cashier:
Me: What
Cashier: The young lady said to add her groceries to yours.
Me:
Her: You were going to buy a bottle of Goose and you can't get my groceries?
Me: You must've have bumped your head. Stay off social media. In reality you come across an OG like me we going to tell you to suck a dead man's dikk before we pay for your groceries, bytch please.
Her: Whatever. You should be happy I spoke to you.
Me:
The few people in line were laughing and also the cashier.
So are guys actually doing this
Even if the broad tells you she has a bf from the gate
I must say I hate the fatherless fagot generation even more if they are. This is some straight outlandish shyt. I'm curious to see if any of you brehs ever had that happen.
That's a low key meth head spot.
They all live right there in that Hotel behind the QT.
Stay trying to hustle a muthafukkah.It's also a ho stroll, to.
I met a meth head stripper at that same spot.Early in the morning, like 7:30 am.
Walked up to me like "Hey do you have your ID on you?"
I'm like "Yeah what's up?"
Her:"Would you return all these items back to customer service for me? I don't have a receipt or an ID, so they won't let me do a return.I'll give you half of whatever they give me for this stuff"
She had a bag full of watches, alker seltzer, hair dye, cans of insect spray....all kinds of weird lil trinkets.I can tell she had just shoplifted all that shyt.
I'm a cool dude, but ratchetness is in my blood, so I was like "Fukk it, I'll do it"
I hit up customer service and all that shyt totaled up to $140 bucks.A quick $70 come up
It wasn't cash, tho.They give you a lil credit card with store credit.
So me and this chick is walking through Walmart together because I was damn sho about to spend every penny of that $70....I'm grabbing random shyt....socks, packs of T Shirts, laundry detergent.....shyt I didn't need, but just to have in surplus.It's a free $70.
Righ then, she starts flirting:
"You know, I've never messed with a black guy, but you're kinda sexy"
So I'm like"oh really"
"Yep, I've only dated Mexican guys.My man just got locked up, tho.I got it kinda bad right now.I had to do this just to hustle up some money to buy me some contact lens"
Me: "What you need contacts for? You blind as a bat or sum'n?"
Her "No, it's for my job.I just started dancing over at Centerfolds.I noticed I get more tips when I have my color contacts in"
Me:
She wasn't bad looking at all.Face about a 7, body 8.Had that thieving aura, tho
So.....I buy my shyt and was about to part ways, but she came with some more shyt
Her:"Hey, which way are you going?You think you can give me a ride back to my room?I'm at the Budget Suites over on Yorkshire"
I wasn't going that way, but it was only about a mile up the road....I'm not so heartless, so I took her.
We get to the Budget Suites and she just starts venting about all her problems.About how her family won't let her see her daughter....haters....fake bytches.Shedding tears
"I'm sorry, but I must really trust you.I never tell strangers my business.You just seem like a real trustworthy person.You're cool"
Long story short, about 30 minutes later, I'm in her room going balls deep(Had the jimmy on extra tight.Always pack em in my glove compartment)
She was a wildcat in the sack.Rode my dikk like a ferocious demon.
Right as I'm slipping my cloths back on, she starts that shyt again
"Hey, do you like to party?"
me: "What kind of party you talking about"
her: "Get high"
me: "You mean the green?"
Her:"No, METH?!?"
me:"Nah, I don't fukk with that shyt"
Her:"That shyt is good.I've been doing it for the last month.Best high ever!!.I respect if you don't.I was just asking"
And that was the end of that.Gave me her number, but I never called her.Just a random one time encounter with a meth head stripper.
She's probably looking decayed by now....that was over a year ago.
Lotta shyt goes down at that Bell Rd location
Exactly this is like those skits.
AZ is like the biggest transplant state in America.I swear nobody here is from here.I'm from Cali and all my boys are from Chicago.Chicago niccaz are DEEP out here.I call it Chicago West.
I've been to that Target right there on 3rd Ave.Lotta talent in there
It's a strange area because the Frys right there across the street is ratchet as fukk.
My sister live right there in those "Vaseo" apartments.I actually like that lil area, tho.
It's a bunch of top notch chicks in the Vaseo's, to
I do see some talent there where I live I like the area because you are going to see more of a mix of culture. AZ is super white and I was culture shocked when I moved here. But I like it. The people are much nicer and down to earth vs Miami. I knew people from the Chi when I lived in Miami. Met quite a few cats for the Chi out here. I like they are deep out here. 
