Women Finessing Men to Pay for their Groceries Now?

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Grey goose and ketel one are ripoff wannabe polish style vodkas.
I would call it high bottom top shelf liquor, actually.
Meaning you look top shelf to other people who don't know vodka.

Yet people who drink real polish vodka know they don't have real polish vodka available.
or you just don't know vodka.


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All Vodka tastes like rubbing alcohol...
There is no delicious vodka lil nikka...
Grey Goose scores in the 90's in liquor competitions.
 

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Ok. I'm kind of taken back on this one, because I've never encountered this ever before in life. It's late and my liquor store is closed. shyt really its early, everything closes early in AZ. But bum ass Walmart is open and they sell liquor. I'm just trying to cop some Grey Goose when I this chick that looks like the stereotypical IG thot. Pointy nose, arched eyebrows, etc. Why do these broads all look the same these days. :why: is behind me and starts conversation. I have zero interest in chicks that look like this because they are broke and dumb for the most part.

Me(to the cashier): Do you have Grey Goose?
Her: You trying to get turn't up tonight

Me: Naw not really

Her: My bf likes Grey Goose

Me: That's nice.

Her: I like your t shirt. Did you go to FSU? My bf is from Jax and that's his team.

Me: Really? Cool I did. Your bf likes a great team.

At this time the cashier comes back and says no sorry we don't have Grey Goose. We have Kettle One though. I'm like :scust: He's like sorry. So he ran up my other items. The bytch says something I didn't really hear.

Cashier: :merchant:

Me: What :what:

Cashier: The young lady said to add her groceries to yours.

Me: :dahell: Hell fukk NO!!

Her: You were going to buy a bottle of Goose and you can't get my groceries?

Me: You must've have bumped your head. Stay off social media. In reality you come across an OG like me we going to tell you to suck a dead man's dikk before we pay for your groceries, bytch please.

Her: Whatever. You should be happy I spoke to you.

Me: :what: Are you on crack? I'm from Miami, not AZ. Chicks like look a millions better than your broke ass down there and I wouldn't pay for their shyt either if they are a complete stranger.

The few people in line were laughing and also the cashier.

So are guys actually doing this:jbhmm:

Even if the broad tells you she has a bf from the gate :jbhmm:

I must say I hate the fatherless fagot generation even more if they are. This is some straight outlandish shyt. I'm curious to see if any of you brehs ever had that happen.
Whole lot of extra shyt. I would've just hit her with the "nah" and kept it moving
 

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Whole lot of extra shyt. I would've just hit her with the "nah" and kept it moving
You right but I really was shocked. I wouldn't be like that if that happened again. Knee jerking reaction:yeshrug:

Like I said I can't describe her voice and facial expression it was more of a demand than ask. Which was worse.
 

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I had an "earthy type" woman(think E Badu minus the wagon) ask me to buy her some bananas in food maxx last year. I was hella weak & just did it, declined her money :yeshrug:

edit: a whole cart tho :merchant:
 
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I hate Smirnoff. It's like a headache in a bottle.

There's a place in the Northeast that serves this drink called moose juice. It's grey goose that's had pineapples just soaking (in a bell jar)

small_army_moose.jpg

Place I visited on travel named "Madrones" has this stuff.
I went in there wanting to buy some of the Pineapple...they brought me the vodka (Moose juice) instead.
I gave em the :hhh: face and asked where the pineapple was at.
They said :wow: "We're not allowed to sell the fruit...state law".
I'm like "Wtf?...it's fruit!"
They're like :yeshrug:.
So I said..."Bring me some Yukon Jack..."
:stopitslime:
 
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