Happened to me once in a CVS...
Was buying my mom's medicine and some wine to cook with when this girl in her early 20s hits me up out of nowhere :
Girl: Excuse me....! Can you do me a quick favor?
Me: Sure... What do you need? *thinking it's gonna be directions or where something is in the store*
Girl: Sorry to bother you, but I just checked my wallet and realized i don't have enough money to take the bus back home... Is there anyway you could pay for my groceries? Please?:princess:
Me:
*trying to process what this trick just said to me*
*realize what just happened and will astonish this simpleton with super basic-ass deductive reasoning*
I'm not gonna pay for you to turn up tonight just so you can save money for the drive home.
Girl:
W-what are you talking about..? I just need...
Me: Your cart has vodka, makeup, and shot glasses in it; your hair is wrapped up, so you plan on getting your hair done when you leave... And your car keys are in your hand, genius.
Girl: *Has sheepish look on her face and walks off*
I walk out the store and i see her pull off in her car.
The way she went about it implied that she's tried this before... And it worked.
If any man has ever done anything like this for some random woman... You don't deserve to be happy in life. fukkin up the game for everyone else because you wanna short the stock market.
Foh, ol simpin "it ain't trickin if you got it" ass nikkas.