You dismissed her death several times, went so far as to ask why anyone should feel bad about it (even though you later admit Jesus would have felt bad about it) and called her a bytch, among other things. Is this really you trying? Is this the extent of your effort? Call me cynical, but somehow I don't think God would see it that way after not just one slip-up, but intentional post after post after post of cruel and callous words. And I know you're a smart man, so my guess is that you can do far better.
Unlike your stereotype of me as a non-religious man, my belief is that there is wisdom to be found in many different places, including the Bible, and as a non-Christian who believes the Bible is a mixture of good and bad things written by fallible human beings, I am free to agree with its wisdom and disagree with its ignorance. But in this thread, I've done a better job at following Jesus's example than the righteous Christian cohort, which is a shame.