William Riker was the biggest man thot in star trek history

[CouldntBeMeTho]

OG Star Trek ran 79 Episodes. TNG ran 178.

Kirk did Riker's numbers in half the time, not even counting the movies.

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Yea but kirk wouldn't have as much opportunity to meet different species women as riker. Simply because the universe was less explored. I think the amount of episodes is a fair representation of that fact

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

exactly. All he had to do was come on board and get one of them injections from Dr. Crusher, and he would have been right as rain

Speaking of.... OP, don't forget about the time he smashed Beverly when he had that trill inside of him.

I for one am not convinced it was the trill. That trill was probably dead already and Riker just played the role cause he wasn't about to give up an opportunity to get Beverly out her panties

He probably just walks in to sick bay and they already know. Its the alien clap again

 

[AquaCityBoy]

Meanwhile Geordi got zero hoes.

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

Well i must admit thats a better high then riker

But riker did bone a whole leader of a planet. I mean that's beyond what any player could ever aspire to

Kirk's pimp-hand, though......​

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[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Meanwhile Geordi got zero hoes.

Not a damn one. Even Data had hoes.

If I was Levar Burton, I'm having a talk with the writers. Ain't no way I'm going out like that.

 

[ORDER_66]

2 at a time nikka don't care...

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Meanwhile Geordi got zero hoes.

Even Barclay got to smash Deanna once

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

Yea but kirk wouldn't have as much opportunity to meet different species women as riker. Simply because the universe was less explored. I think the amount of episodes is a fair representation of that fact

There were only a few species contacted between the OG vs TNG, and the fact that TNG took place in a larger 'known' Universe only means they had to travel farther distances which took more time. Meanwhile, Kirk was hittin' everything within a couple parsecs. That's like the difference between a cat that travels from NYC to Brazil to trick vs. a cat that tricks in every town within 50 miles of Washington, DC.​

 

[Corny Batman]

Will and Tom trying to figure out if it's gay to DP a bytch with your transporter accident clone.

Worf is ribbed for her pleasure.

By season 7 Beverly is fukking ghosts.

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Even Barclay got to smash Deanna once

Broccoli smashed Deanna?

how come I don't remember this?

I remember she was tryna help him with his lil "nervous tick" but I dont recall him hittin that at all

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Will and Tom trying to figure out if it's gay to DP a bytch with your transporter accident clone.

Worf is ribbed for her pleasure.

By season 7 Beverly is fukking ghosts.

Season six they transport a actual sex worker. And riker kissed her too

They called her a metamorph, but thats really just code for "booking information."

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Broccoli smashed Deanna?

how come I don't remember this?

I remember she was tryna help him with his lil "nervous tick" but I dont recall him hittin that at all

Well it doesn't explicitly show that, but the episode where he becomes super smart. At the end of the episode deanna goes on a "date" at the arboretum. In my mind she gave him some pity p*ssy. But even if that wasnt the case, its still better than geordi ever did

 

[Devil Plisken…CMS]

Man thot?

 

[Corny Batman]

Season six they transport a actual sex worker. And riker kissed her too

They called her a metamorph, but thats really just code for "booking information."

Kamala

"I ruined her life with my dikk. That's why I don't pull it out too often."

 

[Blackrogue]

Kirk let an Asian drive