Wild Animals You Really Could Kill With Your Bare Hands

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Is there full video if this? This is straight wild...no way in hell I'm picking up a racc00n, let alone two. Times like this you gotta give a cac props :russ:
 

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Youre tripping.

You're thinking like the animal is thinking about defending itself against you.

You're thinking ":jbhmm: when he runs at me I'll kick my leg out, that should hurt him enough and then I'll just follow up and punch, try to choke it to death. I just gotta stay away from the teeth and the claws"

Meanwhile the only thing on its mind is ":drool: meat"
You throw you fist, it's thinking about chewing all that meat off your hands. You kick at it, it's thinking about eatin all that meat off your leg and foot. It's not thinking about how to take you down or out maneuver you.

If anything your kicking, flailing and screaming is making it upset while it's trying to eat. That's why it's going to bite your throat/chew your face off.

Name + post combination in this thread :ehh::russ:
 

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I'm murking all the bolded, if you can't murk the bolded you probably p*ssy and need to hit some weights

and when you say smaller species of primate I'm assuming you're meaning under 60 lbs :hubie:


60lbs is a lot of primate my friend I’m talking more like the 30lb and under variety, if they even make those.
 

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Youre tripping.

You're thinking like the animal is thinking about defending itself against you.

You're thinking ":jbhmm: when he runs at me I'll kick my leg out, that should hurt him enough and then I'll just follow up and punch, try to choke it to death. I just gotta stay away from the teeth and the claws"

Meanwhile the only thing on its mind is ":drool: meat"
You throw you fist, it's thinking about chewing all that meat off your hands. You kick at it, it's thinking about eatin all that meat off your leg and foot. It's not thinking about how to take you down or out maneuver you.

If anything your kicking, flailing and screaming is making it upset while it's trying to eat. That's why it's going to bite your throat/chew your face off.
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Then it will die eating these hands.

What you don’t understand, is, I’m NOT letting a wolverine “kill” me.

I’ll suffer a lot of wounds, maybe, depends on if I get the jump on it’s back or get it by it’s hind legs(firmly); but I’m not dying in a life or death fight between me and a Wolverine.
You don't seem to understand how powerful a Wolverines bite is. They chomp through bone and hooves - they eat everything. A wolverine will bite thru your hand - you know, the one you keep saying you'll defend yourself with, while ripping a hole in your throat. We won't take into account their tough skin which a human bite will not be able to penetrate
 

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An adult male wolf can weight up to 180lbs and be up to 6.5ft in length. Growing up in the wild their reflexes are crazy good, better than a prime Mike Tyson and having big fangs and Large claws, 1 swipe will have you hurt. So please tell me what a human being who lives in the city all their can survive?

A dog of any breed? A dog trained to kill will put most humans down fast

A wolf, is just a hypebeasted dog. A dog has but one weapon(capable of killing you), a mouth.

No dog, wolf type or not, is getting their mouth around any vital part of my anatomy, in a life or death fight.

And if it does, it will be because I allowed it to in order to gain enough/the correct leverage to kill it.

As I keep saying, I’m very well aware that none of this will be easy. It won’t be pretty. But I am not dying at the jaws of a single wolf. You wouldn’t either.

You cannot fathom it right now, but trust me, you’d be amazed at what you are capable of when you are fighting for your life and have thrown all reservations/concern for being injured out the window.
 

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....I know a couple ppl who own wolves and Ill telm you flat out you are not killing one bare handed, those things are enormous. You act like theyre the size of domesticated dogs or some shyt. Nah. Itll get a hold of your forearm, crush it then rip it off...


Didn’t think about all that
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Is there full video if this? This is straight wild...no way in hell I'm picking up a racc00n, let alone two. Times like this you gotta give a cac props :russ:
There was a thread on this video. shyt was comedy:mjlol:


The c00n was fukking his dog up until he threw it into the nether regions :russ:
 

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Didn’t think about all that
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I used to work masonry for a guy who owned a pet wolf. I was at his house one day drinking some beers getting cashed out and I played with the wolf a lil rough, it literally fit its whole mouth around my forearm just toying around. If it were attacking it couldve just taken that shyt off no problem:merchant:
 

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A wolf, is just a hypebeasted dog. A dog has but one weapon(capable of killing you), a mouth.

No dog, wolf type or not, is getting their mouth around any vital part of my anatomy, in a life or death fight.

And if it does, it will be because I allowed it to in order to gain enough/the correct leverage to kill it.

As I keep saying, I’m very well aware that none of this will be easy. It won’t be pretty. But I am not dying at the jaws of a single wolf. You wouldn’t either.

You cannot fathom it right now, but trust me, you’d be amazed at what you are capable of when you are fighting for your life and have thrown all reservations/concern for being injured out the window.
A wolf is just a hypebeasted dog....:mjlol:


I had to dap you just off the silliness of that statement :mjlol:
 

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You don't seem to understand how powerful a Wolverines bite is. They chomp through bone and hooves - they eat everything. A wolverine will bite thru your hand - you know, the one you keep saying you'll defend yourself with...


There’ a difference between an animal’s “chewing bite” and their “attacking bite”.

While it is trying to bite my hands away from choking the life out of it, it will not be of the powerful chewing bite variety but, instead, the nippy self defense kind which, as I stated earlier, is going to be easily bareable to an adult human being fighting for their lives.
 
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