Wild Animals You Really Could Kill With Your Bare Hands

[O.T.I.S.]

If you're at the sight of a pitbull, you're not killing a wolverine

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nikkas scared of racc00ns talking about killing anything in the wild with their bare hands.

 

[Mowgli]

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nikkas scared of racc00ns talking about killing anything in the wild with their bare hands.

 

[Oatmeal]

he pulling them from a Racc00n rack like it's the 3pt contest

 

[General Mills]

Small primaries would fukk you up and then make you eat shyt

Not even on some low key shyt. I am shook of monkeys and smaller primates. When they fight they go straight for the eyes and your nuts. Straight ripping nuts off and shyt


And they are strong as fukk. If some Planet of the Apes shyt pops off and Ceaser is in the cut looking at you


If you are not strapped you are food. Easily

 

[ThaRealness]

This dude says he's fukkin up a wolf?!?!?

Sonnnnnnnn

You are crazy

 

[Mike Nasty]

he pulling them from a Racc00n rack like it's the 3pt contest

 

[ThaRealness]

A large catfish

 

[you're NOT "n!ggas"]

I could beat the fukk outta any fish


Come on land and talk that shyt... Yeah that's what I thought

 

[KyokushinKarateMan]

A lot of those animals you named would fight you in ways that you couldn't even comprehend.

This isn’t Dragon Ball-Z you clown they’re not about to grow extra heads and gain super powers mid-fight

This guy said “in ways unimaginable”

How creative are you going to get with one mouth and some claws, please, tell me. Let me count these “ways” I’ve never imagined being attacked by an ANIMAL

I’m cryin right now

 

[KyokushinKarateMan]

Small primaries would fukk you up and then make you eat shyt

Claws, teeth and all; that little dude is NOT ending me. I’m not letting that happen.

Remember, everyone, these are fights to the DEATH. Being bitten, scratched, whatever- these threats are the last thing on your mind at the moment.. and it is important to remember that because, again, once a human being has resolved to being hurt, once we say “screw it, getting hurt is going to be part of the process and I’m okay with that”- not much can break our will.

 

[Cuban Pete]

The North American Cac probably. A dangerous species to be sure cuz they run in packs but dont be fooled. Sometimes theyre accompanied by the Wild Bedwench and the Striped Mi No Black Papi

 

[GreenGhxst]

No @Mowgli

Don’t come in here naming silverback gorillas and adult female hyenas.

But yeah, there’s a few animals I know for a fact I’m killing in a life or death struggle.

• ANY breed of domestic dog, period
• a lone wolf, maybe two
• a Wolverine
• any wild cat smaller than puma/mountain lion(such as lynx’s, bobcats, servals etc, all food)
• adult kangaroo
• smaller species of primates

Some of these may sound a little outrageous but let’s maintain the proper perspective here:

You are an adult male human being who is in a life or death fight and has resolved to being clawed and bitten.

Under those conditions, the human being’s survival instincts are almost unmatched in the natural world. You always hear conuntless tales of people getting super-human like strength, in these types of situations. You always hear people recount how they accomplished “something they would’ve never thought they could”, when we are faced with a life or death situation.

Add in the fact that we have the mental advantage, and although that may not seem like much help in a 6x6x12 space with a raging wolverine, it certainly is, trust me. You’ll be thinking REAL hard. Do not devalue or understimate our capabilities as humans under duress.

Add on...

I'm murking all the bolded, if you can't murk the bolded you probably p*ssy and need to hit some weights

and when you say smaller species of primate I'm assuming you're meaning under 60 lbs

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

An adult male wolf can weight up to 180lbs and be up to 6.5ft in length. Growing up in the wild their reflexes are crazy good, better than a prime Mike Tyson and having big fangs and Large claws, 1 swipe will have you hurt. So please tell me what a human being who lives in the city all their can survive?

A dog of any breed? A dog trained to kill will put most humans down fast

 

[MikeyC]

Grizzly
Crocodile/Alligator
And, all other organisms smaller than them. Except for insects/bacteria.

 

[KyokushinKarateMan]

Besides the average the dog all those animals are stomping you out

And Lone wolves are ten times more dangerous than a pack wolf

Smh how is ONE wolf, 10x more DANGEROUS than an entire PACK

A lone wolf may be more likely to attack you than an entire pack(I don’t believe that either), but you’re not going to tell me that one set of chomping jaws is more dangerous than an entire pack of chomping jaws ripping at you

Furthermore, one wolf is not killing me. I’m not letting it happen. Not while I have two arms two legs and a human thinking reasoning brain. Not happening.

It’ll hurt. I’ll be injured. But I’m not letting a glorified DOG, kill me.