Why Zelda ain't give Link no p*ssy

[getmoney310cpt]

Read this thread title and

 

[ShaDynasty]

A brief google of this leads you to all sorts of fan made Zelda porn

 

[feelosofer]

Link needs to retire at Lonlon Ranch where the red head shorty can play with his master sword until time comes out.

 

[Roid Jones]

A brief google of this leads you to all sorts of fan made Zelda porn

Nerdcels fed up

 

[Warren Peace]

she been lettin ganondorf dig her out for over 30 years, she's not off that yet

got breh like

 

[Detroit Wave]

I bet that shyt stayed wet though

And the playlist was fire

 

[Uitomy]

I actually like that link and zelda are always fated to be allies, not star crossed lovers.

Sometimes they're long time friends, strangers until circumstances force them to meet, etc etc...

I think outside of skyward sword none of their relationships are overtly romantic.

In the TP manga they actually had him and midna have that moment

I knew it, that chick was way too video game fine the authors knew it wouldn’t be right if link ain’t get SUMTHIN

 

[Doctor Doom]

Why Mario keeps saving Peach and don't get no p*ssy either?

Why Sonic don't chase these hoes?

He don't got to chase. Amy giving up that box in-between every adventure, believe that.

He was boo'd up with Elise in the 2006 game, and Blaze was his sneaky link.

Sonic gets hoes

 

[winb83]

Cause he kept getting sassy with her

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

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[winb83]

Why Mario keeps saving Peach and don't get no p*ssy either?

Why Sonic don't chase these hoes?

Sega doesn't allow Sonic to date anymore. See Ken Penders and the Archie Comics Knuckles fiasco. fukking Julie-Su who was Knuckles girlfriend ruined it for everyone.

Archie and Sega were sloppy and didn't secure the rights to her and other characters and after that they got sued and put a stop to any real romance with Sonic. Sally Acorn used to be his girl.

 

[Warren Peace]

i just want the best for my guy, man

 

[MajesticLion]