Why Zelda ain't give Link no p*ssy

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Man put a baby in her in Skyward Sword guaranteed. The royal family had to start somewhere.

Pretty sure Wind Waker/DS/Toon Link did the same.

Come to think of it... All 3D Links got some ass, even if it wasn't Zelda's. Even Twilight Princess' Link got that ranch girl.

Ocarina of Time Link was the only one left hanging. Man was down so bad he was out there chasing Navi through the woods. :mjlol:
 

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some links probably had a vow of Chasity since they're knights.
other times he's a kid so he doesn't care.
 

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:mjlol:Makes sense why Link in the cartoon was always mean muggin' Zelda.... she wasn't giving up the panties
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Cause link be having a steady stable of Hoes already breh. Don’t you know Minda his baddest bytch out of all the games? Actually her and that village chick was on his dikk in that game too. And in breath of the wild that fish chick whose carpet definitely matches the drapes was crushing on him hard too
 

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Man put a baby in her in Skyward Sword guaranteed. The royal family had to start somewhere.

Pretty sure Wind Waker/DS/Toon Link did the same.

Come to think of it... All 3D Links got some ass, even if it wasn't Zelda's. Even Twilight Princess' Link got that ranch girl.

Ocarina of Time Link was the only one left hanging. Man was down so bad he was out there chasing Navi through the woods. :mjlol:
There’s different versions of toon link. First one was Wind Waker and Phantom Hourglass link, and spirit track toon link was either his descendant or a dude that looked just like him. They had to be moving like reincarnation incest targaryens for them both to get some. :russ:
 

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Cause link be having a steady stable of Hoes already breh. Don’t you know Minda his baddest bytch out of all the games? Actually her and that village chick was on his dikk in that game too. And in breath of the wild that fish chick whose carpet definitely matches the drapes was crushing on him hard too
midna peaced the fukk out back to the twilight realm before he could get some non pixie p*ssy. she swerved bro as soon as she was normal again.
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legit glowed up and left him in the dust
 

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midna peaced the fukk out back to the twilight realm before he could get some non pixie p*ssy. she swerved bro as soon as she was normal again.
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legit glowed up and left him in the dust
She slick af breh, I bet you the hoe left a mirror in his room she can come in and out of.
 
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