Why Zelda ain't give Link no p*ssy

[duckbutta]

link fumbled the greatest threesome in hyrule

 

[Jax]

Link had to resort to Lon Lon "Bunny" Ranch to get some p*ssy.

 

[MischievousMonkey]

Link getting plenty of p*ssy trekking around Hyrule in all incarnations

Had Zora princesses throw him fussy

Gerudo warriors feining over him

From the Sheikah women to peasants giving him side-quests in a ranch or naked fairies bored in a pool he always had it

 

[Arris]

I actually like that link and zelda are always fated to be allies, not star crossed lovers.

Sometimes they're long time friends, strangers until circumstances force them to meet, etc etc...

I think outside of skyward sword none of their relationships are overtly romantic.

In the TP manga they actually had him and midna have that moment

 

[Kaypain]

Zora was basically throwing the box at Link but she wanted marriage and she was a got damn fish humanoid

 

[Hathaway]

Zora was basically throwing the box at Link but she wanted marriage and she was a got damn fish humanoid

I bet that shyt stayed wet though

 

[IceDragon]

Apparently a timeline split version of Ocarina of Time Link is the only one that didn't leave a descendent, Killed by Ganon before Zelda could put that thang on him . The version of OoT Link that won went on and fought Majora's mask then went back to the Ranch and took care of business

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

link probably thought she was too homely for him and thought he'd get himself a princess, word life to TLR

 

[Bboystyle]

Nintendo be making these simp/cuck type characters. From Link to Mario



"Oh thank you for saving me....now i get to fukk some random at a brothel"

 

[BuckFilly]

Y’all nikkas gay

 

[Volt]

I actually like that link and zelda are always fated to be allies, not star crossed lovers.

Sometimes they're long time friends, strangers until circumstances force them to meet, etc etc...

I think outside of skyward sword none of their relationships are overtly romantic.

In the TP manga they actually had him and midna have that moment

Man, this manga really needed a translation. I didn't even know it had been completed.

Also, Skyward was the only one to make the romantic tone be a plot point, but at least Wind Waker and BotW Links tapped those royal asses.

Hell, BotW Link definitely wasn't left hanging with damn near every woman on the game fawning over him. The entirety of Gerudo Town was on demon time.

 

[Mr. Manhattan]

Ya'll weird as fukk man

 

[PlayerNinety_Nine]

Why Mario keeps saving Peach and don't get no p*ssy either?

Why Sonic don't chase these hoes?

Because he knows that they'll come if you stay chasing these rings and chaos emeralds instead

 

[Justin Nitsuj]

Because he knows that they'll come if you stay chasing these rings and chaos emeralds instead

This man right here gets it

 

[PlayerNinety_Nine]

This man right here gets it