Why Zelda ain't give Link no p*ssy

[Warren Peace]

how many times link and his incarnations gotta save zelda and her descendants in this convoluted ass timeline before he get a crumb of coochie? She doing dude worse than Peach do Mario.

 

[Hathaway]

Nikka they not destined to fukk. Links destiny is to save that ho and be a simp on some princess peach /mario shyt. Link shouldve stayed with that bytch malon from lonlon Ranch

 

[Nymbus]

Impa>>>

 

[Justin Nitsuj]

Why Mario keeps saving Peach and don't get no p*ssy either?

Why Sonic don't chase these hoes?

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

BOTW Zelda definitely planning on giving him some p*ssy

Twitlight Princess Link was bout to get some midget p*ssy if that game wasn't rated E and she didn't turn back to her true form at the end

 

[Fatboi1]

It's crazy when you think about it, this dude trekking through different worlds just to save some chick only for her to get into some fukk shyt again 100 years later.

 

[Redwood]

Wasn't this a Family Guy joke?

 

[BK The Great]

 

[Gizmo_Duck]

cause he prefers BBW

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

He was fukking impa

 

[Tair]

Zelda's a female?!

 

[Rozay Oro]

Can’t nice guy you’re way to be chose by a dame
Don’t matter if you swing a sword or shoot balls of flame


Save princesses, crehs

 

[Rozay Oro]

Zelda's a female?!

Sheik is her stud outfit

 

[Tair]

Sheik is her stud outfit

I never played the games growing up except Super Smash Bros, but I assumed Zelda was male and referenced her as such.

 

[Yehuda]

Zelda's a female?!

I never played the games growing up except Super Smash Bros, but I assumed Zelda was male and referenced her as such.

Everyone who's never played this shyt assumes that's who Zelda is.