"Why the f*ck are your panties in your purse?!"

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Very unrealistic story. Why would he lift his wife's dress in public?
 

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She got some fella at her office to give her some dookie stick.
 

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So, my homie's wife asks him to get her phone out her purse.

He opens the purse and pulls out a pair of panties.

Dude snapped.

She had on a dress, so he said "stand the fukk up:damn:"

She stood up, and he lifted her dress up IN FRONT OF ME and it was nothin but bare ass.

Her excuse was "It was hot in the office today"

:snoop:

:mjpls: i see what you did there
 

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i have never heard of taking your panties off in public when it's hot and i live in HOUSTON. that's disgusting. if it's that hot just rock a thong.
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