Why I don't tip at restaurants

Matt504

YSL as a gang must end
Joined
Sep 7, 2013
Messages
45,108
Reputation
14,697
Daps
273,079
The single ray of sunshine in this story is the fact that women are starting to choose better, she saved herself a lot of trouble by not having sex and potentially being impregnated by a cheapskate who doesn't make his motives known.

:ehh:
 

xXOGLEGENDXx

Superstar
Joined
Nov 30, 2015
Messages
8,491
Reputation
6,734
Daps
60,660
The single ray of sunshine in this story is the fact that women are starting to choose better, she saved herself a lot of trouble by not having sex and potentially being impregnated by a cheapskate who doesn't make his motives known.

:ehh:
Yeah I didn't make my motives known which is why she randomly told me it wasn't going to happen right?
Fukk outta here captain.
:cape:
 

SeveroDrgnfli

Ain't nobody tryin to get indicted.
Joined
Feb 2, 2016
Messages
8,280
Reputation
3,450
Daps
22,492
Reppin
Always
I'm a cook. I work BOH and FOH. I've been a food funner. Sandwich maker. Host. Expeditor. fukk you and everybody like you who doesn't tip because they think we're low skilled workers. We work harder than you do and have a set of skills you cannot learn at any university. Do you know how to seat one hundred people in a room and assign the correct amount of servers so make sure the service is timely and profitable? Can you tell me where the meat was sourced and the preparation of the meat? Most servers can. Do you know how to properly set a table for dinner? Can you tell me what a hot hold is? Do you know how to julienne, brunoise, or batonnet? If I asked you for 26 200's and 24 halves you'd have no idea what I meant. Explain to me difference between organic, conventional, and whole foods. Define gluten free, vegan, and vegetarian. Servers can do it.

I doubt you could run a hot bar or a cold bar for 8 hours without poisoning someone. Do you know the differences between Parmagiano Regiano and parmesan? Or mortadella and bologne? If I brought you into my world you'd leave in an ambulance or lose someone thousands of dollars. Stop being condescending and tip you cheap b*stard. I tip 50% of the check every time.
 

xXOGLEGENDXx

Superstar
Joined
Nov 30, 2015
Messages
8,491
Reputation
6,734
Daps
60,660
I'm a cook. I work BOH and FOH. I've been a food funner. Sandwich maker. Host. Expeditor. fukk you and everybody like you who doesn't tip because they think we're low skilled workers. We work harder than you do and have a set of skills you cannot learn at any university. Do you know how to seat one hundred people in a room and assign the correct amount of servers so make sure the service is timely and profitable? Can you tell me where the meat was sourced and the preparation of the meat? Most servers can. Do you know how to properly set a table for dinner? Can you tell me what a hot hold is? Do you know how to julienne, brunoise, or batonnet? If I asked you for 26 200's and 24 halves you'd have no idea what I meant. Explain to me difference between organic, conventional, and whole foods. Define gluten free, vegan, and vegetarian. Servers can do it.

I doubt you could run a hot bar or a cold bar for 8 hours without poisoning someone. Do you know the differences between Parmagiano Regiano and parmesan? Or mortadella and bologne? If I brought you into my world you'd leave in an ambulance or lose someone thousands of dollars. Stop being condescending and tip you cheap b*stard. I tip 50% of the check every time.
If you have more skills than us who went to school, but need tips, who won? :russ:
 

Matt504

YSL as a gang must end
Joined
Sep 7, 2013
Messages
45,108
Reputation
14,697
Daps
273,079
Yeah I didn't make my motives known which is why she randomly told me it wasn't going to happen right?
Fukk outta here captain.
:cape:

She knew your motives without you telling her because of the type of person you are. your argument about tips was nothing but confirmation to her that she made the right decision by not letting you smash and hopefully she took it as a learning lesson and added your behaviors to the list of qualities she should avoid in all men.

:francis:
 

2CT

Prolific Poster
Supporter
Joined
May 6, 2012
Messages
35,460
Reputation
19,462
Daps
158,227
Reppin
My Own 🌍
so basically you was mad ol girl didn't let you smash and you took it out on the waitress? :comeon:

as long as service is at least decent I'll always tip and that's goes for anybody providing a service, I'll tip waiters, barbers, delivery people, taxi/uber drivers etc

and it ain't the same as McDonald's or Subway because you don't get served at spots like that, those are one and done transactions where you get the food and dip whereas in a restaurant you literally have someone serving you for 30+ mins
 
Last edited:

xXOGLEGENDXx

Superstar
Joined
Nov 30, 2015
Messages
8,491
Reputation
6,734
Daps
60,660
so basically you was mad ol girl didn't let you smash and you took it out in the waitress? :comeon:

as long as service is at least decent I'll always tip and that's goes for anybody providing a service, I'll tip waiters, barbers, delivery people, taxi/uber drivers etc

and it ain't the same as McDonald's or Subway because you don't get served at spots like that, those are one and done transactions where you get the food and dip whereas in a restaurant you literally have someone serving you for 30+ mins
If I was mad she didn't let me smash I would've went straight home. She was cool.
And this wasn't the night I decided I would never tip. I never have.
 
Top