Why do Samoans seem superhuman? I would never want a fair one wit dem big butt n1ggaz

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There’s a Samoan manager at my local McDonald’s. His also a 6’5, 300 pound tranny (make up on and everything). Once he was taking my order and the Mexicans behind me were impatient and they decided to honk their horn. Dude stuck his head out and give them the death stare for 30 seconds. We all got scared :russ:
A Samoan tranny :mjlol:
 

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"nikkas bleed just like us" no one is invincible. That being said I feel like all Polynesians have a "warrior spirit" if that makes sense and a strong sense of family, they just have different cultural nuances than blacks or whites or americans as a whole. I want to know what their diet is though, that's key to their stature.
 

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My old coworker was from San Pedro. He is half Samoan and Dominican. He is a big boy but not overly gigantic. We was in Vegas for work and after we were done we drove to Cali and stayed there at his moms house for 4 days before flying back home.

His moms is Samoan and all of his cousins came over. Nigggaaaa:dwillhuh: These mother fukkers were all brolic as fukkk:gucci: Big as a house. His moms was hefty too. We woke up in the morning and came down stairs and she had a whole table set up with spam and eggs. That shyt was good as fukk:mjtf: I ate till I almost burst. Then me and my boy and three of his cousins packed into a Honda Pilot and hit the streets. Not a half hour into our journey we were stopping at a taco food truck :skip: I ate with them so as not to look like a fakkit. But I was full as fukk already.

2 hours later we hit another food spot. I was :dead:


That’s how it went while we was out there. Hitting dispensary’s and smoking. Eating full meals every 2-3 hours. Hollering unsuccessfully at ho’s. Enjoying the weather. Those Samoan brehs were cool as fukk
hmm so they ate a lot and it was usually a lot of protein and carbs.
 
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When I lived in southern France, I hung a lot in front of a club where one of my friend was a bouncer. Whenever a French Polynesian (New Caledonia, Wallis & Futuna) dude will come in, the bouncer gave him a speech about getting drunk and behave. He will constantly check on them to see if their alcohol level is problematic. He told me that once Polynesian start fighting in a bar/club, they were machines. On another note, there was a Polynesian chick that after having a kid with a Polynesian man, decided to only get banged by black men, she knew more about dancehall reggae than a Jamaican, never understood that shyt.
 
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Black men are big and strong too. What is the point of this thread?

Watching Moana and randomly came across this thread.

Black folks are more varied. Like we can be small and hella quick, big and burly, medium, fat...all of it.

Tongan, Samoan etc., are always pretty big. You get some Troy Polamalu and Tua types but those are their "small" people. 6'0" 210 lbs. They pretty much all in the heavyweight division.
 

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Yeah… if you know how to fight you good

Old generation much different than the young ones though. They tough and was raised rough but if you know how to box they’ll chill without numbers.

If they think they got numbers they’ll do what old boy did and try to jump you.

They definitely get funny if they dont know you and they see you with females but they not gonna try shyt solo. A lil dramatic some can be too.

But they can get knocked out too like anyone else

Overall, most of them are super laid back. People just be scared for their size. They love to sing too and usually pretty good
 
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