Why do Samoans seem superhuman? I would never want a fair one wit dem big butt n1ggaz

[sfgiants]

They’re all related and they all drive suburbans. The calves on the women are as thick as a holiday ham

 

[Premeditated]

Are Samoans stronger than black people

Samoans are a small group of population so on average, they probably are because there's over a billion black folks and only a few millions of Polynesians world wide. Don't want to start anything but some black groups black Horners and east africans and southern africans probably lowers our strength ratio compare to Samoans.
Now africans like Cameroonians, and most West africans can probably match them or beat them in twitch muscle and bone density and quickness, but they are bigger on average than west africans though

 

[DoomzdayzV]

their women all look like men....something in the genes forsure

 

[TXTrill1]

Yo big no homo on this but soon as I read the thread title I thought OP was talkin about Rikishi

 

[Bboystyle]

wonder why a lot of them don't become boxers

They aint making their weight class


They would have to create a whole new weight class just based off their bone density alone

 

[Mowgli]

Samoan getting his ass beat.

Jesus

all in that man's personal space

 

[blackgentlemenvoice]

i can tell you don't live in an area with a decent size polynesian population

too be far. Do most people?

 

[Greenhornet]

he just knew how to fight
it was a wrap when dude put his body directly into harms way

and big dude did what he was supposed to
use his leverage and push through him

 

[CoryMack]

That first right set the tone and let senor tortilla know that he was in biiiiig trouble. Had that fool holdin his head lol

 

[Don'tCallMeLuckyB]

Op blast this song every times he sees a pack of Samoan men chilling.

 

[Originalman]

My old coworker was from San Pedro. He is half Samoan and Dominican. He is a big boy but not overly gigantic. We was in Vegas for work and after we were done we drove to Cali and stayed there at his moms house for 4 days before flying back home.

His moms is Samoan and all of his cousins came over. Nigggaaaa These mother fukkers were all brolic as fukkk Big as a house. His moms was hefty too. We woke up in the morning and came down stairs and she had a whole table set up with spam and eggs. That shyt was good as fukk I ate till I almost burst. Then me and my boy and three of his cousins packed into a Honda Pilot and hit the streets. Not a half hour into our journey we were stopping at a taco food truck I ate with them so as not to look like a fakkit. But I was full as fukk already.

2 hours later we hit another food spot. I was


That’s how it went while we was out there. Hitting dispensary’s and smoking. Eating full meals every 2-3 hours. Hollering unsuccessfully at ho’s. Enjoying the weather. Those Samoan brehs were cool as fukk

Lord you win breh. Post of christmas day...

 

[Originalman]

They got a lot of speed and quick feet despite what they look like. nikkas can look fat and out of shape but have the feet of a ballerina combined with the strength of a wild warthog. shyt is insane. People of Polynesian descent are actually disproportionately highly represented in the NFL—they’re more likely to make the league than any other group cuz of natural size combined with strength and athleticism. nikkas have no muscle definition but solid as hell and keep up with you in a foot race. Crazy shyt.

Yeah they did a study years ago and said polynesian folks and folks from Mississippi had like the highest percentages of representation in the NFL based on their population.

 

[Originalman]

i thought they were big and strong but slow?

like they are quick for their size but their fast twitch muscles aint on 100. I know they usually get scouted to play offensive line

Yeah most of the times they play OL, DL, LB. They usually don't play skill postions. Some times in college they play QB, FB or DB (like safety). A few have made it to the pros at postions other than OL, DL and LB. Of course we have the long haired safety polamalu a couple have been back up QBs. Now we have a high first round pick QB in Tua.

But Normally they don't have that elite word class track speed like Bo, Deon, Moss. Or that elite change of direction speed like Barry Sanders, Adrian Peterson, Lamar jackson, Vick and etc.

 

[Xyrax]

shyt looked like a dummy you see on tv when they do those toss scenes.

This the most accurate description of that shyt Ive ever seen.

100% on point.

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

Polynesians will fukk you up..the women too



They're also not afraid to fight to the death..

Damn: Girl Snuffs Boy For Allegedly Saying She Stinks!