Why do chicks with shattered phone screen have the best p*ssy

[Black Trash!]

Better than chicks who let u fukk with the baby in the house?

 

[Robo Squirrel]

Same reason broads with pedicured feet always have good p*ssy.

If you're taking care of trivial things like phones with cases and screen protectors then you're neglecting things like keeping a healthy and pretty p*ssy.

If a bytch ain't taking care of her feet which are often unseen or unnoticed, she ain't taking care of her p*ssy which should be private. It's integrity. Doing what you do when nobodys watching.

This is a profound statement.

Dap+reputation

 

[Jalether]

Metro , cracked the fukk up screen , and only her speaker phone works= A1 p*ssy

That's the magic formula

 

[semicko82]

For me, it's usually girls who leave that one turd in the toilet. You know when your plumbing isnt strong and when u flush after a shyt and you walk to the sink, that one turd comes back up, looking like an enlarged cocoa puff.

 

[Jalether]

Same reason broads with pedicured feet always have good p*ssy.

If you're taking care of trivial things like phones with cases and screen protectors then you're neglecting things like keeping a healthy and pretty p*ssy.

If a bytch ain't taking care of her feet which are often unseen or unnoticed, she ain't taking care of her p*ssy which should be private. It's integrity. Doing what you do when nobodys watching.

Also a bytch who takes care of her phone is usually prudish and stuck up. They be the ones that don't do the nasty stuff and just wanna lay down in bed like a log of wood

 

[Sad Bunny]

Corny social media meme status thread.

Cringe worthy.

 

[colicolicoli]

If her p*ssy was actually good, she’d have a better phone.

 

[Jalether]

Better than chicks who let u fukk with the baby on the house?

The ranking of best p*ssy goes

Tier 1- Chicks with cracked phones

Tier 2- chicks with dirty cribs

Tier 3 - chicks who let you fukk with baby in the house

 

[Wildin]

Also a bytch who takes care of her phone is usually prudish and stuck up. They be the ones that don't do the nasty stuff and just wanna lay down in bed like a log of wood

Their just afraid to get hurt.

Good sex hurts. If you've havent woke up the next day with sore abs, or sore leg or back muscles, shoulders or something then you just wasted time, but atleast you got a nut.

 

[Jalether]

For me, it's usually girls who leave that one turd in the toilet. You know when your plumbing isnt strong and when u flush after a shyt and you walk to the sink, that one turd comes back up, looking like an enlarged cocoa puff.

 

[Theolodius_Black]

It be cracked cuz they always hold the phone like this

Except it be tilted down

Ratchet pum pum is best pum pum

Be wary though. If that phone super cracked, somewhere, there's a fella life she done ruined

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

Mattress on the floor

 

[WesCrook]

Her not wanting to repair the screen let's me know I can run up in it raw

She's just a 2-piece and a pint away....

 

[Jasonmask]

Gotta do more research, never put that into account

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

chicks who been divorced. Be careful, I didn't say single moms, I said divorced. That means somebody put on ring on her finger.