why do black pastors all do that "tell your neighbor" sh1t?

[semtex]

shyt is stupid as hell when i go with my dad to church this shyt always happens.

Pastor: "Look at ya neighbuh, say 'NEIGBHUUHHH, DA LAWD IS GUUUD'."

neighbor: *looks in my direction*

me:

neighbor: *talks to other neighbor*

 

[⠀⠀⠀]

stop going to church and you won't have to deal with it.

 

[neko_804]

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

You're an Atheist, right? Your life would be more fulfilling if you didn't go to church. And you wouldn't put a damper on the experience for others. Just stop going breh.





































































































I'm not fond of that either though. Especially the "take your neighbors hands."

And the putting hands on you. Look, I'm NOT going to fall out. You're just going to break your streak trying it okay?

 

[concise]

It's how they met their wives.

 

[semtex]

You're an Atheist, right? Your life would be more fulfilling if you didn't go to church. And you wouldn't put a damper on the experience for others. Just stop going breh.





































































































I'm not fond of that either though. Especially the "take your neighbors hands."

And the putting hands on you. Look, I'm NOT going to fall out. You're just going to break your streak trying it okay?

I only go when my dad goes so he won't get all

 

[MidniteJay]

I hated that shyt. I remember my brother and sister used to plan out and make deals on who would sit in the middle between us to not deal with the strangers.

 

[Mr Uncle Leroy]

buncha loners

its a good thing...

almost everything about current day modern church is positive...

all churches do it...and I have been too all sorts of churchs all sorts of denomination...

its a human thing. interaction.

 

[Petty Crocker]

Music Director: Turn to someone and say, "You looking at a miracle!"

Me: *begins to look through purse*

Im just introverted in certain aspects..When I go to church, I want to worship and get the word..making new friends during service isnt on my to-do list.

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

I only go when my dad goes so he won't get all

Let him get all

You shouldn't be bringing your resentment to church. Does he know you're an Atheist?

 

[SubLyminalz]

i thought the pastor at my church was the only one who did this.

 

[Morethan1]

shyt is stupid as hell when i go with my dad to church this shyt always happens.

Pastor: "Look at ya neighbuh, say 'NEIGBHUUHHH, DA LAWD IS GUUUD'."

neighbor: *looks in my direction*

me:

neighbor: *talks to other neighbor*

I'm going to chuch soon. I think its been about three years since i been. Black church is so fun to be apart of.

Nah turn to your neighbor and tell them the lord is good

Neighbor.... the lord is good

Me Thinking (leave me the fukk alone)

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

Music Director: Turn to someone and say, "You looking at a miracle!"

Me: *begins to look through purse*

Im just introverted in certain aspects..When I go to church, I want to worship and get the word..making new friends during service isnt on my to-do list.

*Looks at you in skin tight "church" dress*

I am looking at a miracle. How you fit all that in there?

 

[Ronnie Lott]

Its called fellowshipping! Get 2 know the person thas sittin next 2 u.

 

[newworldafro]

................ I look straight ahead....