Who you got Batman vs Wolverine?

[dabestkeptsecret]

if they were locked in a cage, or up close space, no holds barred to the death fight Wolverine would take it. Wolverine is a samurai, a spy, a cowboy, a soldier, a brawler, a ninja, and lived a long time as an animal in the wild. on top of that Batman aint gonna box a dude with a metal skeleton who take an insane amount of pain all the times and win. Wolverine is on kill most of the time and has more bodies than the there are people in Rhode Island. he would take this no question.

The only hope Batman has, is if he actually went for the kill, and used his ninja/martial arts training and went for the throat, used the shuriken to blind dude, the fins on his forearms throw him around and choke him into unconsciousness. Logan can get sloppy due to his healing factor and gets throw around a lot. Also, Wolverine can drown, so it goes without saying you can probably choke him out and then finish him, like pull out his guts, his heart, brain etc. Batman would need to go into killer mode, and he dont do that. so that would be it.

i never read the comics, i just know about wolverine mostly from the cartoon; but they never really talked about his healing power. Is it to the level if someone cuts his eyes out or pulls his guts out; that he would still heal

 

[CrossBones]

i never read the comics, i just know about wolverine mostly from the cartoon; but they never really talked about his healing power. Is it to the level if someone cuts his eyes out or pulls his guts out; that he would still heal

they changed it through the years, at first he would get shot and be laid out. then come back within a minute tho. dude was fit to take on the hulk in his first appearance. hes not weak. he takes mad shots and swords to the gut, explosives, and fists like whatever in a fight, that berserker rage keeps him going. hes the terminator with claws. two seconds hes back and its nothing.

later, they upped it, and he could take a NUCLEAR EXPLOSION and survive/heal up within an hour. later they said it was some mystical curse, or Phoenix power that kept him alive. but either way, really nothing short of a cosmic blast gonna really stop him. I think the only thing other that can really stop him is drowning him or putting his insides out

 

[ExodusNirvana]

why does Batman get to study anything? So he gets Alfred, the Batcave, the Batcomputer, as much time as he needs, and anything else like intergalactic Krytopnite just because? Why doesnt Wolverine get a psychic mutant to help him? or call in Xavier to shut Batman's brain off? what about his sword forged from a soul that can cut anything? or fly an alien bomb into his house? come on yall, straight up, one on one, Batman aint stopping some overpowered metal mutant animal that cant be killed with hands.

Which is more likely:

Logan rolling for dolo, murking someone out in an alley

OR

Batman going out on patrol with the usual assortment of gadgets, his cowl that has a constant link to his entire computer system that is linked to just about every government and secret database in existence (Oracle optional) and Alfred.


And it's not a matter of study. Bats ain't a cowboy, he would NOT go flying in and attacking Logan like that in a dark alley. He just would'nt. That's the character, we're not giving him uncharacteristic power ups. The idea what Logan would have some bonus psychic alerting him to danger is more of a stretch than anything we could think up for Bats.

Logan doesn't roll with professor X and psychics on call. Most of the time when he's doing his dirt, he's just out doing his dirt. And he doesn't roll with the sword like it's part of his arsenal either. Doesn't even have the sword anymore too, he gave it away.

 

[JayYoung314]

batman gets way too much credit. like batman vs superman, cmon, why would they even think that fight would even be a match. and wolverine really would kick the bat's ass in real life.

 

[CrossBones]

Which is more likely:

Logan rolling for dolo, murking someone out in an alley

OR

Batman going out on patrol with the usual assortment of gadgets, his cowl that has a constant link to his entire computer system that is linked to just about every government and secret database in existence (Oracle optional) and Alfred.


And it's not a matter of study. Bats ain't a cowboy, he would NOT go flying in and attacking Logan like that in a dark alley. He just would'nt. That's the character, we're not giving him uncharacteristic power ups. The idea what Logan would have some bonus psychic alerting him to danger is more of a stretch than anything we could think up for Bats.

Wolverine is everywhere in the Marvel Universe. if hes not with the mighty Avengers, with his cosmic powered Xmen students or peers, or chilling in the Savage Land, fighting ninja in Japan, or having a drink in a bar hes probably killing or hunting something. Batman aint even gonna surprise him cus he knows all that ninja shyt too. How is Batman gonna get the drop on him? How many people can even do that to Wolverine?Old pointy hair can go toe to toe with the Thing yall

and dont even start, Batman jumps into stupid shyt all the time. he just runs into sewers with the Killer Croc trying to eat him, jumps into fights and gets his back broken by a wrestler, and gets blasted by Darkseid who only happened to have a gun on him. How many times Batman wants to ninja kick his way into someone's back cus theyre in Crime Alley sticking someone up? Why is he computer analyzing Wolverine now?

and if he doesnt get to use that shyt and his "whatvers clever" utility belt, then forget it. he gonna need all the Batcopters and Batwings he has to put ol boy down

 

[Bud Bundy]

wolverine if he plans to kill him.

 

[Hersh]

wolverine in closed quarters--- but batman if he thinks of wolverine as superman..

wolverine is too agressive-- batman is calculating.. he shoot some flash bomb that knocks out wolverines senses for a split second then chop his head off---

 

[Dirty Mcdrawz]

Batman going out on patrol with the usual assortment of gadgets, his cowl that has a constant link to his entire computer system that is linked to just about every government and secret database in existence (Oracle optional) and Alfred.

which is why he would lose.....

 

[Ice Water]

why does Batman get to study anything? So he gets Alfred, the Batcave, the Batcomputer, as much time as he needs, and anything else like intergalactic Krytopnite just because? Why doesnt Wolverine get a psychic mutant to help him? or call in Xavier to shut Batman's brain off? what about his sword forged from a soul that can cut anything? or fly an alien bomb into his house? come on yall, straight up, one on one, Batman aint stopping some overpowered metal mutant animal that cant be killed with hands.

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[yseJ]

why does Batman get to study anything? So he gets Alfred, the Batcave, the Batcomputer, as much time as he needs, and anything else like intergalactic Krytopnite just because? Why doesnt Wolverine get a psychic mutant to help him? or call in Xavier to shut Batman's brain off? what about his sword forged from a soul that can cut anything? or fly an alien bomb into his house? come on yall, straight up, one on one, Batman aint stopping some overpowered metal mutant animal that cant be killed with hands.

because batman doesnt have a fukking superpower maybe ?

how the hell you expect a human (even tho he may be the best trained human) to compete with superheroes/villains that have wizard-like powers ?

 

[CrossBones]

because batman doesnt have a fukking superpower maybe ?

how the hell you expect a human (even tho he may be the best trained human) to compete with superheroes/villains that have wizard-like powers ?

thats ... the whole point. a writer can write anything. Squirrel Girl can run all over Dr Doom. a boy and a flying horse can save the world. people can time travel. it doesnt matter.

but if you take their individual skills and attributes, it doesnt match up. a regular man who is a detective/ninja isnt going to beat the super powered mutant who is a spy/samurai/ninja/soldier/bank robber/cowboy/natural hunter with an indestructible skeleton, sick ass claws, and a god like healing factor. naw. hell naw.

 

[MBwithadream]

 

[ExodusNirvana]

Wolverine is everywhere in the Marvel Universe. if hes not with the mighty Avengers, with his cosmic powered Xmen students or peers, or chilling in the Savage Land, fighting ninja in Japan, or having a drink in a bar hes probably killing or hunting something. Batman aint even gonna surprise him cus he knows all that ninja shyt too. How is Batman gonna get the drop on him? How many people can even do that to Wolverine?Old pointy hair can go toe to toe with the Thing yall

and dont even start, Batman jumps into stupid shyt all the time. he just runs into sewers with the Killer Croc trying to eat him, jumps into fights and gets his back broken by a wrestler, and gets blasted by Darkseid who only happened to have a gun on him. How many times Batman wants to ninja kick his way into someone's back cus theyre in Crime Alley sticking someone up? Why is he computer analyzing Wolverine now?

and if he doesnt get to use that shyt and his "whatvers clever" utility belt, then forget it. he gonna need all the Batcopters and Batwings he has to put ol boy down

It sounds like you're more upset that Batman, a human can deal with these sitautions and you just can't accept it.

Croc? Darkseid? These are people he's fought before. He knows he's dealing with a God if he sqaures off with Darkseid. And that's why that fight was a draw. You are underestimating Batman if you think that he'd be on patrol without something on him to stop Croc. Croc...a person he's fought numerous times before and KNOWS when he's in Arkham or not.

You're asking how Batman gets the drop on ANYONE other than Superman?? Really?

He's Batman bro...he's not invincible but come on...just being Wolverine is not enough, and I'm a Wolverine and Batman stan.

Superman would only be enough if during casual conversation he decided to cave Bruce chest in....Logan??? Nah

Also, Squirrel Girl would never catch wreck on Doom. A Doombot sure...everyones got a W against a Doombot. Only like a few people have ever REALLY fought Doom and lived to tell about it. That's the trick to Doom. Doom ain't fighting anyone straight up unless it's neccessary.

Kinda like...

 

[Grifter]

The prep time answer gives the win to anyone then.

 

[CrossBones]

It sounds like you're more upset that Batman, a human can deal with these sitautions and you just can't accept it.

Croc? Darkseid? These are people he's fought before. He knows he's dealing with a God if he sqaures off with Darkseid. And that's why that fight was a draw. You are underestimating Batman if you think that he'd be on patrol without something on him to stop Croc. Croc...a person he's fought numerous times before and KNOWS when he's in Arkham or not.

You're asking how Batman gets the drop on ANYONE other than Superman?? Really?

He's Batman bro...he's not invincible but come on...just being Wolverine is not enough, and I'm a Wolverine and Batman stan.

Superman would only be enough if during casual conversation he decided to cave Bruce chest in....Logan??? Nah

Also, Squirrel Girl would never catch wreck on Doom. A Doombot sure...everyones got a W against a Doombot. Only like a few people have ever REALLY fought Doom and lived to tell about it.

no, Im not upset buddy. Batman is just not going to walk over and beat up Wolverine that doesnt even make a lick of sense. and Batman even getting out alive when its a fight to the end will not happen. he doesnt even have the means to stop the dude. thats like saying regular old Hawkeye is just gonna beat up Thanos or someone above his level. you could write it that way, but its stupid and wont make sense given their natural abilities.

and if Superman can cave Batman's chest in - then explain what happened in the movie clip in the first post? Wolverine dug his claws into dudes heart. shyt pretty clear to me.