Who you got Batman vs Wolverine?

ThaGlow

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I know what his abilities are but according everyone in this thread, Wolverine would slice someone like him and outsmart him ALL OF A SUDDEN and that's it. Silly premise.

What's Batman gonna do if Wolverine rushes him though? With or without claws. He's already faster than Batman, and with claws out, Batman is not blocking or dodging a damn thing. At least not for long. He can't even flee, unless he can shoot his grappling hook or whatever. But that'd be an L anyways.
 

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I still just want someone, hell ANYONE, to present a legit scenario where Batman can win this without prep time
 

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I still just want someone, hell ANYONE, to present a legit scenario where Batman can win this without prep time

shyt even with prep time, I'm not seeing it.

Bat Stans: "He would formulate an antidote that would shut down Wolverine's healing factor." :smugfavre:

Me: :what: "And Wolverine's healing factor would adapt and become useful again within seconds. What then?"

Bat Stans: :ohhh: "umm.... MORE PREP TIME!"

Me: :beli:
 

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What's Batman gonna do if Wolverine rushes him though? With or without claws. He's already faster than Batman, and with claws out, Batman is not blocking or dodging a damn thing. At least not for long. He can't even flee, unless he can shoot his grappling hook or whatever. But that'd be an L anyways.

Now Batman has been in this scenario a million times with guys on a more elevated level than Wolverine. How is he still alive? What makes Wolverine just the ONE that can just "rush" him and stop him on sight?:laugh:
 

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Now Batman has been in this scenario a million times with guys on a more elevated level than Wolverine. How is he still alive? What makes Wolverine just the ONE that can just "rush" him and stop him on sight?:laugh:


Name them.
 

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:pachaha: at "prep time" when you're facing an immortal killing machine.
He might not be able to kill him but he can stop him.He could easily just put a big ass magnet on the front of the batplane then just fly down and catch that nikka while he's riding his harley.Then just go drop the magnet in the ocean or some shyt.
 

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:snoop: Bat stans are the worst.

Here's Wolverine being hit by a nuclear device.

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Here's wolverine recovering from that blast.

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Now someone please explain to me what Batman is gonna do that's going to stop this guy.

:pachaha: at "prep time" when you're facing an immortal killing machine.

this is fukking dope. Wolverine doesnt respond to radiation does he? Did they mention that? I know he is immune to all diseases. And it hurts when he regenerates complex systems?
 

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Now Batman has been in this scenario a million times with guys on a more elevated level than Wolverine. How is he still alive? What makes Wolverine just the ONE that can just "rush" him and stop him on sight?:laugh:

You're just giving Batman the benefit of the doubt, not really considering the factors of a Batman vs Wolverine fight.
 

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He might not be able to kill him but he can stop him.He could easily just put a big ass magnet on the front of the batplane then just fly down and catch that nikka while he's riding his harley.Then just go drop the magnet in the ocean or some shyt.

Where the fukk is Batman gonna get a big ass magnet in the middle of New York while he got Wolverine chasing his ass down?

When the fukk the Batplan get involved in this?

Why the fukk does Batman get to use every resource available but Wolverine can't use his?

Ya'll make no damn sense :what:
 

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Deathstroke is the closest thing to Wolverine Batman has ever fought and we already know how that ends:

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and

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:heh:
 

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Where the fukk is Batman gonna get a big ass magnet in the middle of New York while he got Wolverine chasing his ass down?

When the fukk the Batplan get involved in this?

Why the fukk does Batman get to use every resource available but Wolverine can't use his?

Ya'll make no damn sense :what:

This is with prep time,friend.
 

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Where the fukk is Batman gonna get a big ass magnet in the middle of New York while he got Wolverine chasing his ass down?

When the fukk the Batplan get involved in this?

Why the fukk does Batman get to use every resource available but Wolverine can't use his?

Ya'll make no damn sense :what:

Might as well just say he gets the JLA to help out, lol.
 

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This is with prep time,friend.

This fight does not have prep-time.


BUT IF you get to use prep time, then Logan just borrows an Iron Man suit from Tony, get's Dr. Strange to transfer the New Avengers powers to him (like he did during Bendis's run) and borrow's Magik's soulsword :youngsabo:
 

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Batman's intellect surpasses that of a genius, whilst wolverine possess the intellect of an impulsive savage, batman is also a polymath and master tactician. Therefore If batman were prepared for battle, as he almost always is, wolverine would stand no significant chance.
 
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