CookisaCac
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X-men will win without prep
With prep they will win faster
With prep they will win faster
Who would win if Hogwarts and Xavier' s school went to war? (Update in op)
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This based on the movies and if it were based on the books the x-men would seriously curb-stomp.Breh....they had that in the books too
Didn't Ron or Neville's wand have a catastrophic failure in one the movies? Like he tried to bust at someone and fukked his own shyt up?
Id imagine stupid shyt like that would go down.
Death Eaters n Voldemort n them is a different story I'd have faith they could follow through with they kills.
The comic book X-men are too powerful.
That's how I feel. AK curse is almost unblockable. If your momma ain't sacrificed herself to put a protective net on you or you not trolling with priori incantatem you're fukked. I'd be spamming that shyt all day going against mutants.
X-Men coming? Everybody get in their vantage points, cast a disillusionnment charm on yourself or obstacles for maximum fukkery, wait for the mutants to get in range, everybody fires killing curses and other fukked up hex/curses and the mutants gonna be looking like bodies on Omaha beach during D-Day
CookisaCac
I aint lyrical
Ok, so when we discuss DCs Zatana vs people its always "oh well if she gets speed blitz blah blah"
Zatana > Hogwarts
Xmen > Zatana
CookisaCac
I aint lyrical
School gonna be named HogWASHED after the fight mods close this
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This is a pretty lopsided win in Hogwarts' favor, actually 
Hogwarts vastly outnumbers the xmen. They would legitimately have an army. And that's just the students and teachers. All residents would include the creatures as well, so add centaurs, dementors, hippogriffs, a colony of giant spiders, a phoenix, a werewolf, a Cerberus, a giant, a troll, and, most importantly, a basilisk (giant snake that instantly kills anyone who looks it in the eyes). Hell, they even had some dragons stay on school grounds one year so toss them in too.
Snape and slughorn can brew the good luck potion Felix Felicis, which is like a real life cheat code. And you have the imperius curse, which they can use to control the minds of the mutants and get them to fight each other
Harry's invisibility cloak, the polyjuice potion (gives you some one else's appearance for an hour), snape's mastery of legilimency/occlumency (the arts of invading minds and protecting minds from invasion, respectively), and the animagi (animal shapeshifters) mean they could stealth kill anyone on the opposing squad
But none of that would even be necessary. All the Hogwarts team would have to do is combine apparition (teleportation) with the killing curse. Imagine a hundred people appearing out of nowhere to send a hundred instant kill curses at you from a hundred different directions
Hogwarts vastly outnumbers the xmen. They would legitimately have an army. And that's just the students and teachers. All residents would include the creatures as well, so add centaurs, dementors, hippogriffs, a colony of giant spiders, a phoenix, a werewolf, a Cerberus, a giant, a troll, and, most importantly, a basilisk (giant snake that instantly kills anyone who looks it in the eyes). Hell, they even had some dragons stay on school grounds one year so toss them in too.
Snape and slughorn can brew the good luck potion Felix Felicis, which is like a real life cheat code. And you have the imperius curse, which they can use to control the minds of the mutants and get them to fight each other
Harry's invisibility cloak, the polyjuice potion (gives you some one else's appearance for an hour), snape's mastery of legilimency/occlumency (the arts of invading minds and protecting minds from invasion, respectively), and the animagi (animal shapeshifters) mean they could stealth kill anyone on the opposing squad
But none of that would even be necessary. All the Hogwarts team would have to do is combine apparition (teleportation) with the killing curse. Imagine a hundred people appearing out of nowhere to send a hundred instant kill curses at you from a hundred different directions
That's all cool until magneto drops a metal building on you.That's how I feel. AK curse is almost unblockable. If your momma ain't sacrificed herself to put a protective net on you or you not trolling with priori incantatem you're fukked. I'd be spamming that shyt all day going against mutants.
X-Men coming? Everybody get in their vantage points, cast a disillusionnment charm on yourself or obstacles for maximum fukkery, wait for the mutants to get in range, everybody fires killing curses and other fukked up hex/curses and the mutants gonna be looking like bodies on Omaha beach during D-Day
Or Phoenix shows up and everything is dissolving.
Storms making hurricanes.
Hell how would y'all even hit Quicksilver or blink?
CookisaCac
I aint lyrical
he said no prep time, and the mansion isnt only the xmen. other students(mutants) are there alsoThis is a pretty lopsided win in Hogwarts' favor, actually
Hogwarts vastly outnumbers the xmen. They would legitimately have an army. And that's just the students and teachers. All residents would include the creatures as well, so add centaurs, dementors, hippogriffs, a colony of giant spiders, a phoenix, a werewolf, a Cerberus, a giant, a troll, and, most importantly, a basilisk (giant snake that instantly kills anyone who looks it in the eyes). Hell, they even had some dragons stay on school grounds one year so toss them in too.
Snape and slughorn can brew the good luck potion Felix Felicis, which is like a real life cheat code. And you have the imperius curse, which they can use to control the minds of the mutants and get them to fight each other
Harry's invisibility cloak, the polyjuice potion (gives you some one else's appearance for an hour), snape's mastery of legilimency/occlumency (the arts of invading minds and protecting minds from invasion, respectively), and the animagi (animal shapeshifters) mean they could stealth kill anyone on the opposing squad
But none of that would even be necessary. All the Hogwarts team would have to do is combine apparition (teleportation) with the killing curse. Imagine a hundred people appearing out of nowhere to send a hundred instant kill curses at you from a hundred different directions
If you ain’t read HP, you pulling stuff out your butt. X Men have powers that may kill wizards, wizards have spells that automatically kill if it hits you. How you gonna stop a killing curse as a mutant
How you gonna stop a spell from turning you into a rat? How you gonna stop the cruciatus curse from torturing you until they merk you? How you gonna catch them when all wizards can teleport like Nightcrawler? All wizards can freeze you like Bobby. Turn you into stone. Stop you from moving. All wizards can erase your memory. Make you vanish into thin air. Explode you. Slice you up. It’s too many 
spells they can get into.
X-Men first wave would be the total annihilation of the hogwart academy.
Let's not forget they could have storm magneto and iceman literally make it seem like the apocalypse was occuring without making their presence kniwn.
Meanwhile Xavier white queen and Jean mentally makes all the kids turn on the teacher's on some deatmatch shyt before multiple man sends 1000 multiples Armed with knives through the school with colossus and wolverine as cleanup.
It would be a total slaughter
Let's not forget they could have storm magneto and iceman literally make it seem like the apocalypse was occuring without making their presence kniwn.
Meanwhile Xavier white queen and Jean mentally makes all the kids turn on the teacher's on some deatmatch shyt before multiple man sends 1000 multiples Armed with knives through the school with colossus and wolverine as cleanup.
It would be a total slaughter