Who wants $200? Holler at me.....

[Fun Sized Psycho]

My deadfish wife scratched my car breh

Its cost bout $400 to fix

And I got a $150 speeding ticket in a cac neighborhood......i told him thanx for not shooting me

Damn , I had a really good story too.

It was a story about how I was beating off over the face of my ex's mom while she was sleeping with her mouth open and snoring.

My ex was late coming home so to be an a$$hole for making me wait I violated her sleeping mom.


Mom never awoke while in mid jerk and I stopped when I started to feel tingling, put it back in my pants and tiptoed in the hallway holding in my laughter.

oh the thought of what woulda happened if she did open her eyes in mid jerk.

that's not a good story tho.


Anyway, @Hiphoplives4eva I haven't donated to this site because I've been a broke college student (just graduated). If you gave my money, I'd donate 10% to the coli.

My story is, I made a thread on here asking coli members to send me donations so I could pay for my licensing exams. One person donated, and one who said he was going to hook me up (because he knew a lot of hygienists so he knew how hard it was), but he never did.

Anyways, I'd probably use it to pay some bills.

 

[KyokushinKarateMan]

nikka,suck my dikk. and fukk hiphop ,brokeboi. go pay for somebody groceries spontaneously u fukkin duck. not some lame playing on thecoli

Gotta admit this was funny

 

[Strapped]

Give it to the ladies

 

[Kenny West]

Am I trippin or did the title say 2 stacks at first?

 

[HookersandIceCream]

I bought my mom two Nokia phones

 

[Larry Lobster]

bytch ass nikka

 

[Deaf2twothirds]

This aint a black site? I thought them NYC nikkas started this up? Please tell me this isn't a Jewish owned site?

 

[Larry Lobster]

help fund my next trip to Brazil....I'mma use the extra money for my plane ticket to Brazil where I'm filming a web series for my site www.rioinaweek.com ....I'd send u a free copy of it if I win... ...help a young brotha and his business

Don't help this guy btw, he's going to Rio spend his money with white businesses...

 

[Amy Traphouse]

I'd use it to get my kids some shoes for school. if I flex $200 right, thats 2 pair for both girls.


*edit* can I see how much I donated in total or maybe I should check my paypal statements

 

[KyokushinKarateMan]

help fund my next trip to Brazil....I'mma use the extra money for my plane ticket to Brazil where I'm filming a web series for my site www.rioinaweek.com ....I'd send u a free copy of it if I win... ...help a young brotha and his business

"Next" trip to Brazil?? That means you've already been at least once
What are you doing for a living to be able to afford traveling to Brazil to film a web series








(edit: What I mean is you must not have a reg job, seeing as how such a trip would take you away from that job for so long youd get fired or something, which means you must not have bills and rent and normal societal restraints tying you down. etc etc.. how are you doing it??)







Why am I working a 9-5 and losing so hard right now when I could be travelling about, and filming web series??
How do you, and people like you, do this shyt?? I read this type of stuff every now and then and Im always

(ive looked online over the years for leads but to no avail)

 

[2stainz]

got student loans my g..trying to better myself so I can go back home (Africa) & build my hospital with my surgeon younger brother

 

[muse]

you donating to charity too right? of that $200, i'd give $25 to an animal shelter

im not broke, im able bodied and employed. im going to bonnaroo in less than a week, and an extra $200 in my account would be great for my cheap ass. i'll drink a craft beer and upload a pic of me kissing on kendrick as a thanks

 

[Another Man]

I'd just put it up my nose

But anyways....

 

[Typical Knicks Fan]

It would go towards a CCENT/CCNA cert.

 

[Dat Migo]

I should get it because I'm a fellow god-fearing black man who will use the money to invest in Microsoft stock