Who has the most lame mutant powers in the X-Menverse?

[R=G]

I was gonna say Cypher but in the real world, you would be a billionaire with those powers.

 

[Silver Surfer]

Nicca said Multiple man is wack like havin a clone army aint an advantage...

 

[Dig]

Marrow.

bytch was whack.

"look, I can grow bones out of my body to use as a knife, sword or club"

She was bad on that game tho

 

[Dillah810]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-8-worst-x-men-ever/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=fanpage&utm_campaign=new article&wa_ibsrc=fanpage

I fukking lost it when I read the caption to #1. "Power(s): Look at that goddamn picture.... "

 

[AJtheOne]

when I was little, one of my friends thought Cyclops was lame

 

[E R 11 C]

 

[Doctor Doom]

Thats about right.

 

[Spaceman Piff]

beast is lame.

professor xavier gave him a pair of x-men brand briefs as his superhero uniform.. the disrespect..

 

[MenacingMonk]

Nicca said Multiple man is wack like havin a clone army aint an advantage...

Compared to Iceman or Jean Grey.

 

[lutha]

when I first saw him, I thought Darwin's powers were lame...mutant ability: adapt to survive....in real life that's cool, but that's some boring shyt for a comic....

 

[Art Barr]

I don't know if she got an upgrade at all, but Jubilee's powers are just above Meg's fingernail power.

not exactly true,...
she was just young and never had a chance to settle into fully trained combat originally.
while, using her powers from a studied with a mentor standpoint, orignally.
that she desperately needed and what made her a gem of a character, originally.
she was thrust through a portal after following storm, rogue and i think dazzler from the mall.
to a chance encounter with gateway, and the reavers.
then, they folded her into that abomination of an x title.
they made to be a new mutants retread.
where they never really handled her character accurrately.
yet, if she was written by great writers after claremont left.
she should have at least been as potent or more potent than dazzler.

as real talk...in the silvestri era.
dazzler and havoc as a tagteam were hardbody.
not to mention, claremont really gave great comic relief with jubilee.
especially when jubilee first appeared and helped wolvie with the reavers.
as, she was a great new foil to wolvie.
like shadowcat used to be to logan and how well she was written to care about logan was top notch with claremont.

plus, jim lee always had great splash page comic relief with jubilee, and showed off her swag, on great levels.
that were lost.
once, clowns like lobdell and any other hack with accolades fukked up later on.

this is one of the best issues, when jubilee was written expertly.

art barr

oh, and the most lame mutant powers of all time were cypha.
yet, he was my alltime favorite new mutant, though.

 

[Art Barr]

Jubiliee had a reliable, long distance projectile attack.

Gambit used to talk the most shyt too. It's like come on breh no one on this team is scared of you. No matter how many times you threaten Cyclops with that deck of cards he ain't gonna back down.

nikka, whut....
gambit beat wolvie in combat.
plus, if storm beat cyclops with no powers.
gambit would have smashed on cyclops.
not to mention, he worked up kiddie storm to beat jean grey.
so, i really don't know what the fukk you are talembout.

storm serves cyclops with no powers, to take sole control and leadership of the xmen with no powers in 201

WOLVIE : BANG cHU DEAD,


kiddie storm defeats jean, easily!!
xmen 270

art barr

 

[Art Barr]

At least there powers could be used in a fight

No one mentions Dazzler?
Her powers were turning sound into a light show.

you nikkaz, must have never read the best fighting unit the xmen ever had.
when, storm was leading and running drills instead of sitting back.
dazzler was fukk'n nikkaz clean up.

gateway, teleports xmen in and they kick your ass.
havoc and dazzler were on some invincbile shyt.

xmen start running drills and start with the reavers in outback.

art barr

 

[Art Barr]

when I was little, one of my friends thought Cyclops was lame

cyclops the character is lame.
his powers aren't lame, though.
his inability to use them to handle shyt originally were as lame as superman.

i never liked cyclops, as i guess you can tell.

art barr

 

[BlvdBrawler]

I can't believe this went 4 pages w/o mentioning Angel. Dude's mutant power is to fly. Damn near half of the all other mutants can do that along with other shyt. And if you clip Angel's wings, then he's just completely useless.

Angel was pretty wack.

And The Blob. His power? Nothing can move him.

Also, even tho I liked Forge, c'mon.