Who has the most lame mutant powers in the X-Menverse?

[Bud Bundy]

Well OP asked which were the lamest powers in the X-Universe, and of all the years I read X-men, these always stuck out as the ones I didn't like...banshee was ok, but these other three were always lame

At least there powers could be used in a fight

No one mentions Dazzler?
Her powers were turning sound into a light show.

 

[Kill Dat Noize]

Y'all keep hatin on Jubillee

Here she is for your boy Gambit as he's about to get laid out by Wolverine.

 

[R.O. Double]

I'd go see a Jubilee movie tho

You'd be the only one in the theater to

 

[Whitty Hutton]

Jubilee is the Latoya Jackson of mutants
Dazzler is Tito

 

[Doctor Doom]

You'd be the only one in the theater to

You know dudes would go see it out of curiosity alone.

 

[Bud Bundy]

Jubilee is the Latoya Jackson of mutants
Dazzler is Tito

naw Dazzler is Rebbie

 

[Whitty Hutton]

You know dudes would go see it out of curiosity alone.

Maybe if she was played by Lily Thai and it was called XXX-Men

 

[Whitty Hutton]

naw Dazzler is Rebbie

At least Rebbie had Centipede which was a low key hit
nikkas would wait for one of the other 5 people to step away from the console rather than be the 6th and play as Dazzler

 

[Bud Bundy]

At least Rebbie had Centipede which was a low key hit
nikkas would wait for one of the other 5 people to step away from the console rather than be the 6th and play as Dazzler

 

[Soundwave]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-8-w...age&utm_campaign=new+article&wa_ibsrc=fanpage

 

[Mr. Negative]

Multiple Man has hundreds of dupes out at all times learning new skills and experiences that he automatically knows.

Longshot never has to want or worry about things like food, money, women, injuries, death

Cypher communicates with people, aliens, machines, computers, understands body language instantly, translates it as everything from winning at poker to fighting moves. All of those universal abstracts like Death and Eternity talk to each other... but I ain't gonna get into that.


Easy answer for flat out lame power?

Beak. Power? Looks like a chicken.

 

[Doctor Doom]

Multiple Man has hundreds of dupes out at all times learning new skills and experiences that he automatically knows.

Longshot never has to want or worry about things like food, money, women, injuries, death

Cypher communicates with people, aliens, machines, computers, understands body language instantly, translates it as everything from winning at poker to fighting moves. All of those universal abstracts like Death and Eternity talk to each other... but I ain't gonna get into that.


Easy answer for flat out lame power?

Beak. Power? Looks like a chicken.

Xavier let any damn body into the X-Men.

 

[DaylitoJames]

Maybe if she was played by Lily Thai and it was called XXX-Men

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

You know dudes would go see it out of curiosity alone.

just say @R=G would breh we all know

 

[Renkz]

Jubilee had the mutant power to generate bright bursts of multi-colored energy plasmoids from her fingertips. She referred to these globules as "fireworks". The globules obeyed her mental control, traveling where she directed them, arranging themselves in balls, streamers, and other shapes, and exploding when she wished. The strength of the energy varies in degrees of power and intensity, and could range from a multitude of colorful sparkles capable of temporarily blinding a person to a powerful detonation capable of smashing objects and destroying property, or a precision burst inside a human brain, simulating the effects of a massive stroke. Jubilee could absorb the fireworks back into her own body without harm. Jubilee often referred to her powers as "pafs." "Paf" appears in many instances as onomatopoeia for her powers.

While training in Generation X, Emma Frost described Jubilee as having the untapped potential to detonate matter at a sub-atomic level, which in theory is the equivalent of a fusion bomb. Her moral stance on taking a life was observed by Emma during the "Phalanx Covenant" when Jubilee explained her fear of killing someone should her powers ever flare up again as they did during the "Acts of Vengeance" storyline in Uncanny X-Men where she destroyed an entire house during a panicked moment. Emma Frost stated that Jubilee had unlimited potential and was one of the most powerful mutants she had ever encountered. Her Age of Apocalypse alternate had minimal qualms in this regard, and made liberal use of her full powers.

Jubliee should not be on this list