When Your Wife Wants to "Find" Herself

[Wig Twistin Season]

I notice alot of them now go get guys they can control and manipulate, so they can go run the streets and come back.

If you're not one of those guys you have to settle for FWB situations every few months. AS much as they big that up on the coli, that gets old. If you want a commitment it's a wasteland. Both sides of the fence suffering today.

 

[Michael's Black Son]

Lol my partner just said I gotta be outta the house now but we gonna still continue our relationship. Separate homes. She 51 I'm 37.

She told me this two days ago. I am going to WrestleMania in Philly in two weeks.

I've already made two call ups from the under 30 league.

I am going to dump this crazy whore soon.

She'll have to pray while I'm eating and getting loved. Bytch

Unless you are breaking her pockets why are yall even living together. At her age I would imagine yall don’t have kids. Steal what you can before you leave and set your sights on the younger chicks. At 51 nothing about her is magically going to improve so you better be set on improving yourself

 

[2 one 3]

No such as a break in a relationship. FOH
Either we together or we not. Pick one
And aint no circling back neither
Tell her you need a break from paying bills

My boy is going through this with his wife of almost 9 years right now…

They’ve been hot and cold for several years now, and she is the one who initiated the separation talks. It went from separating at first to talk about divorce.

 

[The Guru]

Also too she’s right about the movie thing. Just saw this same story in Poor Things…Emma Stone character doing exactly this and Ramy Youseff waiting and accepting her back.

Romantic comedies are crazy like that. Woman in a relationship, maybe engaged or married. Then loveable loser or self absorbed career man realizes he loves her but he's not good enough as a human being. He "changes". So she leaves the man she was with who may or may not even be an a$$hole.

Hell, Liar Liar not even a full on rom com but the woman leaves him, finds some "safe" guy to settle down with, then when jim carey becomes "good enough" for her, she just tells the guy she was about to move in with to go kick rocks and he's standing there like

I understand. Thank you for railroading my life and then telling me to fukk off
\

And proceeds to kick the aforementioned rocks.

 

[Diondon]

My boy is going through this with his wife of almost 9 years right now…

They’ve been hot and cold for several years now, and she is the one who initiated the separation talks. It went from separating at first to talk about divorce.

Relationships have peaks and valleys but if they always on the verge of breaking up, that's a bad look

 

[T. Dubb Ya]

If I ever get married, I'm going to be like my Dad.. Keeping women on their toes and giving them something to complain about.. My parents are in their 70's and my pop's been runnin around on my mom's since the 80's LMAO!!! Just this past weekend they were arguing about food my mom threw away that he brought home from another woman lol.

 

[Phitz]

Unless you are breaking her pockets why are yall even living together. At her age I would imagine yall don’t have kids. Steal what you can before you leave and set your sights on the younger chicks. At 51 nothing about her is magically going to improve so you better be set on improving yourself

 

[maxamusa]

Lol my partner just said I gotta be outta the house now but we gonna still continue our relationship. Separate homes. She 51 I'm 37.

She told me this two days ago. I am going to WrestleMania in Philly in two weeks.

I've already made two call ups from the under 30 league.

I am going to dump this crazy whore soon.

She'll have to pray while I'm eating and getting loved. Bytch

 

[maxamusa]

Find herself… some better sex, a bigger D, a nikka with a backbone who doesn’t take orders, etc.

Do yourselves a favor and tell your woman to make your coffee in the morning and shut up at night when you’re watching your favorite show or playing your favorite game.

And when she’s in a bytchy mood, “so… wtf I look like?” And if she’s yapping too much, STFU.

Mix that in with good D, handling your business and quality time for best results.

You should perform this speech at high school assemblies nation wide

 

[BaldingSoHard]

I respect it. Lotta people stay in relationships past the expiration date. Ya'll had a good run. Shake hands and move on.

 

[Grand Cru Boo]

If I ever get married, I'm going to be like my Dad.. Keeping women on their toes and giving them something to complain about.. My parents are in their 70's and my pop's been runnin around on my mom's since the 80's LMAO!!! Just this past weekend they were arguing about food my mom threw away that he brought home from another woman lol.

Salute the OG

 

[Windows 91]

If I ever get married, I'm going to be like my Dad.. Keeping women on their toes and giving them something to complain about.. My parents are in their 70's and my pop's been runnin around on my mom's since the 80's LMAO!!! Just this past weekend they were arguing about food my mom threw away that he brought home from another woman lol.

Would be hard pressed to find women that would tolerate this like those old school ones.

My mom told me that my great grandfather had a whole secret family on the side for decades. He owned a garage and had his illegimate sons employed AT THE GARAGE with nobody knowing anything. He was still married till the day he died even though my great grandmother found out eventually. These modern women ain't putting up with something like that.

 

[the cac mamba]

I’m sure you have a childish Vice like we all do

like sucking some good big tasty meat?

 

[maxamusa]

Would be hard pressed to find women that would tolerate this like those old school ones.

My mom told me that my great grandfather had a whole secret family on the side for decades. He owned a garage and had his illegimate sons employed AT THE GARAGE with nobody knowing anything. He was still married till they day he died even though my great grandmother found out eventually. These modern women ain't putting up with something like that.

they are and do. it all depends on how the P is putting it down.

its like when people complain about the youth of today.....my kids are just like we were. they under my guidance.

the problem now is a lot of the current guys soaked no game and stand on nothing.

I just got an invite to a bachelor party and breh said with a straight face he doesn't want any adult entertainment.


you reap what u sow.

 

[Speaking Womanese]

The husband’s have a weak pimp hand and the woman’s sick of being the one in power.

You gotta grab your girl by the neck and loooong kiss her now and then so she knows that chokehold can turn into a murder.

My cousin’s husband wakes up at 4am to go to work, pays all the bills and family vacations and she cheats on him with the window cleaner at work.

I told her to stop her shyt and she was like, “you don’t know himmmm, he’s possessive, he doesn’t let me breathe, I need to feel free.”

It’s Thot babble but this is the other side of all that, “your royal p*ssy is clean my queen,” bs simps do.