When Walking With A Woman On The Sidewalk...Men Should Walk On The Outside

[Sterling Archer]

Breh you sound like some sort of protective orb your woman found in a magic chest on level 4 or something

U running routes looool

oh we setting picks now?!?

shyt like this is keeping the coli alive for me.

 

[Crayola Coyote]

That's the old school rules. Y'all gave that up in favor of feminism, as far as I'm concerned. The fukk I look like putting my health and safety below a woman's... Nope. I'll get ran over by a car and that bytch will have a new bf next motherfukking week. Nope not me

Equality means women putting their safety at risk for men for once. But we all know that's bs

THIS. people gonna neg you for telling the truth

 

[Crayola Coyote]

Something tells me ain’t no women walking with you too often in the first place. Shut up

Nah you shut up. Buddy made a valid point

 

[Crayola Coyote]

Youre also supposed to sleep on the side of the bed closest to the door. Presumably in case a murderer strikes and then she can escape out of a window or something


Ive always done these though, i think its ingrained into you as a man, and doing the opposite seems weird

Damn. The simping they ingrained in men is deep. I do the opposite.

 

[Crayola Coyote]

I'm not putting my life on the line for some random chick on the street. ​

I’m not putting my life on the line for no women. Mom sisters grandmother

 

[Oldschooler]

How many of ya'll give up the front seat when your homie pickin up his girl?

 

[Crayola Coyote]

I agree.

A man should also take off his jacket and lay it on a puddle so a woman doesn't get her shoes wet.

STFU

 

[Crayola Coyote]

How many of ya'll give up the front seat when your homie pickin up his girl?

Nah she sitting in the back seat.

 

[Elim Garak]

If a car jumps the curve y'all both getting it this is a silly ass rule.

 

[TRY GOD]

Protecting his pawg

 

[feelosofer]

That's old school right there. My grandmother taught me that as a young buck. But yea I still do it with my wife and daughter.

 

[Blankthawtz]

I’m not putting my life on the line for no women. Mom sisters grandmother

 

[YaThreadFloppedB!]

Yeah, but you also said you'd fukk Mitt Romney, so...

 

[BlackAchilles]

That big bytch looks way more built to absorb impact than him

 

[TheEgyptianConniption]

Protecting his pawg

Actually seems like he got behind her at first. Pulled her down after the car had passed

But yeah I do this. Can't remember when I was taught but always have.
Always funny when a girl notices and asks what you're doing. Then she gets all giddy about it. Like the bytch ain't messed with one man that didn't want to see her get hit by a car.