What's your most shameless simp act?

[GoPro]

drove a girl from atlanta to maryland so she could visit her friend.

little did i know when we arrived, her friend was a guy.


i stayed by myself in a hotel then drove back the next day.

But yea, I posted mine in The Gym in the GAWD challenge thread

 

[creolekidd]

drove a girl from atlanta to maryland so she could visit her friend.

little did i know when we arrived, her friend was a guy.


i stayed by myself in a hotel then drove back the next day.

im crying right now

 

[Black]

The simp shyt was in 5th grade bought this chick i like a necklace and this bytch got me some fukkin socks.

 

[Shugg84]

That bytch Spit My Nut Out...I Felt Like A Simp For 2 Seconds
















Then I Told Her "Why You Spit That Nut Out, bytch Apologize" !

 

[Killer Instinct]

drove a girl from atlanta to maryland so she could visit her friend.

little did i know when we arrived, her friend was a guy.


i stayed by myself in a hotel then drove back the next day.

 

[O.iatlhawksfan]

This girl I date she was in private school and use to fancy thing. I was use to dating girls who are kinda hood/ghetto. I Wanted to make a good impression. So for her prom I rented a limo and bought her roses and dinner. Stupid bytch was so ungrateful her mom was like" he is so nice he's a keeper" she was like " Idc this is how I'm supposed to be treated"!!!! I stick with hood girls now they'll hold yu down and appreciate the little things.

 

[O.iatlhawksfan]

drove a girl from atlanta to maryland so she could visit her friend.

little did i know when we arrived, her friend was a guy.


i stayed by myself in a hotel then drove back the next day.

I'm surprised yu haven't killed urself

 

[Metta World Movement]

Thread reminds me of this Hey Arnold episode

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0lMMq_f-k8"]Hey Arnold ep Jamie O in Love - YouTube[/ame]

Skip to 5:29

Y'all nikkas need to watch this and learn how simping can destroy a man

 

[L&HH]

drove a girl from atlanta to maryland so she could visit her friend.

little did i know when we arrived, her friend was a guy.


i stayed by myself in a hotel then drove back the next day.

Grand opening, Grand Closing

Cotdam-ya-man-murdock done did it again

 

[Kilgore Trout]

When i got this hoodrats number and the next day we talked on the phone. She was telling all this sexual stuff she would do when we hanged out but she needed to put minutes on her phone. She asked me to buy her a card and text her the digits. I did it and never heard from her again.

 

[Ricky Church]

damn brehs...just damn

 

[King Crimson]

Bought a girl this big bear for christmas when I was in hs, she gave me a used cd. Lied to me and told me her little cousin or niece had opened it. Looked at the back of the cd and it looked like she had it in rotation for months.

Underrated post.

 

[AquaCityBoy]

I used financial aid money to pay a girl's rent.

 

[King Crimson]

I used financial aid money to pay a girl's rent.

 

[↓R↑LYB]

When i got this hoodrats number and the next day we talked on the phone. She was telling all this sexual stuff she would do when we hanged out but she needed to put minutes on her phone. She asked me to buy her a card and text her the digits. I did it and never heard from her again.