I remember simping this white girl HEAVY. I remember this bytch had me weak just by hugging me. I painted her nails one day when she was tired but that's not even the worst simp act I've done for her. I remember chilling with this broad and she was sick, had the sniffles(
) and it was POURING rain outside, thunderstorm and she obviously didn't want to go so I volunteered to walk outside in the rain to the store that was 15 mins away in a sweater to get her tyenol and theraflu. I came back with the sniffles, flu, migraine, soaken shirt and pneumonia and and I paid with my money. What did I get? The satisfaction of her smile. 
Another simp act involved me trying to impress her. This is when I was living in a dorm and I was broke as a joke. It was a wednesday and we went clubbing, a group of us and I had 50 dollars for the rest of the week. I paid for her, her friend and myself's cover which was 5 each. So I had 35 left for food and other expenses for the rest of the week. We took a cab ride home to the dorm and I decided to pay for the cab because I was being a
even though both these broads came from wealthy families. Cab ride was 22 dollars. I had 13 dollars left. I'm telling you, I felt like those starving africans eating off scraps for 4 days until pops sent me some money. All I remember is going back to her dorm and getting kicked out because she wanted to go to sleep. I was on her bed like 
i'm gonna hit tonight and walked out and got clowned by my boys.
) and it was POURING rain outside, thunderstorm and she obviously didn't want to go so I volunteered to walk outside in the rain to the store that was 15 mins away in a sweater to get her tyenol and theraflu. I came back with the sniffles, flu, migraine, soaken shirt and pneumonia and and I paid with my money. What did I get? The satisfaction of her smile. Another simp act involved me trying to impress her. This is when I was living in a dorm and I was broke as a joke. It was a wednesday and we went clubbing, a group of us and I had 50 dollars for the rest of the week. I paid for her, her friend and myself's cover which was 5 each. So I had 35 left for food and other expenses for the rest of the week. We took a cab ride home to the dorm and I decided to pay for the cab because I was being a
even though both these broads came from wealthy families. Cab ride was 22 dollars. I had 13 dollars left. I'm telling you, I felt like those starving africans eating off scraps for 4 days until pops sent me some money. All I remember is going back to her dorm and getting kicked out because she wanted to go to sleep. I was on her bed like i'm gonna hit tonight and walked out and got clowned by my boys.
@ my math
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