What’s your job in the nfl

[Ku$h Parker]

Bears Groundskeeper

 

[Bboystyle]

Bears Groundskeeper

now we know why that field is shytty to play on

 

[DropTopDoc]

Bears Groundskeeper

I’ll tell you all the cool spots to check out on the south side

 

[Heelmatic]

Vikings backup QB. Let's get it

 

[Kliq_Souf]

Stadium DJ for the Bucs

 

[Ku$h Parker]

now we know why that field is shytty to play on

You & A Rod should thank me for them Sunday Night Games

 

[Cool Dr. Money]

Bills Owner

 

[Loose]

Black jets kicker, sounds like hell. I miss one fg media gonna be on my neck

 

[PortCityProphet]

@DropTopDoc I can already see how my NFL career as a backup goes.
Be on the sideline trying to get the attention of the hotdog vendor and flirting with the chicks in the front row

Jared Goff gets blindsided and is laying on the ground
Coaches yelling up and down the sideline looking for me.
Somebody finally get my attention and tell me to start warming up

OC give me the play I'm lookin at him like
Get in the huddle fukk up the playcall.But they shouldnt make it so long then

Get to the line and just yell a random number the mike, a couple Omahas and Blue 42s

Throw up the X to all my receivers.

They lookin at me like this lil nikka talkin bout
Snap the ball, close my eyes and chuck that bytch with all my might 6 yards down the field straight into a pick 6
Coach-"What do you and a freshly planted seed have in common?"

Me-"We both got room to grow?
Coach-"No you're both planted. Go sit your ass on the bench"

Me:That's fine I wasnt done with my hotdog anyway

 

[DropTopDoc]

@DropTopDoc I can already see how my NFL career as a backup goes.
Be on the sideline trying to get the attention of the hotdog vendor and flirting with the chicks in the front row

Jared Goff gets blindsided and is laying on the ground
Coaches yelling up and down the sideline looking for me.
Somebody finally get my attention and tell me to start warming up

OC give me the play I'm lookin at him like
Get in the huddle fukk up the playcall.But they shouldnt make it so long then

Get to the line and just yell a random number the mike, a couple Omahas and Blue 42s

Throw up the X to all my receivers.

They lookin at me like this lil nikka talkin bout
Snap the ball, close my eyes and chuck that bytch with all my might 6 yards down the field straight into a pick 6
Coach-"What do you and a freshly planted seed have in common?"

Me-"We both got room to grow?
Coach-"No you're both planted. Go sit your ass on the bench"

Me:That's fine I wasnt done with my hotdog anyway

Ayyyyo

 

[DropTopDoc]

Black jets kicker, sounds like hell. I miss one fg media gonna be on my neck

Yep, all type of racial slurs

 

[Hey_zeus]

CEO and was one off from my Bears

 

[Trapperman Dave]

Packers groundskeeper

 

[In The Zone '98]

Panthers GM.

On the phone with Lamar's representatives as we speak.

 

[DropTopDoc]

Panthers GM.

On the phone with Lamar's representatives as we speak.

You gonna make it happen